"Hi, I'm div. Could I interest you in a grenade?"

I'll try to keep my negative opinion of the city out of it... and of course, when i say there's nothing to do or see - you have to remember that i go to chicago and new orleans several times a year.... in comparison, Memphis is pretty dull. I currently live about a mile west of Cordova. Cordova itse...

There is nothing to do, and nothing to see here. Rednecks and racism abound. There aren't any good clubs (at least by my definition of good). The "goth" scene is Hot Topic. The rave scene has been all but driven out by the christian right and the cops. Now if you want gangster rap and shootings, we'...

Looks like you've got your two already junkie. Put me down as the third...

* passes the jager....

First offf... I don't really care for ICP one way or the other. Some of their stuff is pretty funny. Some of it is exceedingly lame. But that's personal opinion. I think the whole view of ICP fans being a cult stems from the fact that the majority of their vocal fans are fanatics. This is where I ha...

Oh, and I know I've not said anything until now about this, but I'm tired of the blame all coming at me. Don't lie. Sometimes I come over to see Thrall and I hear you cackling from the server room about having found new insidious ways of torturing KG members.... " I've got it, a camera policy, that...

For those that are interested: http://www.scholastic.com/aboutscholastic/news/press_122104.htm

July 16th, 2005 is the release date for the next Harry Potter book.


That is all.
You may return to your normal lives. For now.

i've had cops write the wrong infraction code on the ticket saying i would have to make a court apperance regardless however all i had to do was pay a fine and be done with it If the officer writes the wrong violation, or writes the date of the ticket as the wrong date - take it to court. It will g...

If these terrorist are not hunted down and stopped they will come here after us on out territory. The war in Iraq is not, and never was about terrorists. I can't believe half the country has forgetten this. The pretense for the war, weapons of mass destruction, has been proven false. The only weapo...

Hrmm.. Road head is always a viable option, urban legends aside, so long as cruise control is an option. For those of use who tend to tense up when we're ready to pop, however, and are still driving vehicles from the last millenium... A good thing can turn very bad, very quick. Nah. Forget cruise c...

I used to have a foam mattress that had been raided from a pop-up camper in the back of mine. Combine that with a camper top and you're set for pretty much whatever activities you want. Great for drive-in movies.... My only reason for having that setup was so that i could transport fragile musical i...

casual sex? amen. the line starts at the door. you may bring your own slimy mauve lampshade made of rat entrails if you wish.

I would be curious to know a couple of things about the show. #1. Do the participants get paid anything for doing it? #2. Is there a legal contract that has to be signed before the makeover begins requiring the participant to finish the process? The application doesn't mention anything about backin...

LadyIvanna wrote:*rolls my eyes at the yung'uns*

okay, so we haven't busted out with the mighty mouse, rocky & bullwinkle, or B&W Mickey Mouse yet - but we're working our way there....

Here are a few more of my pleasent memories of kids programs- Land of the Lost (Just released on DVD!) Sigmund the Sea Monster SPEEDY BUGGY!!!!! Hell yeah. Speed Buggy rocked. i remember my fav cartoon show was always the "usa cartoon express" which would air "shirt tales" and "devilin" and the mr ...

Thundercats, damnit. And Voltron. powerrangers was a sad decrepit rip-off of them.

okay, now i'm feeling old.

Because there's only so much that can be done to try to make over these leather-skinned bottle blondes that are so pervasive in society today. To keep from having to run, essentially, the same show over and over where only the name of the bimbo changes they're forced to seek out fresh blood - so to ...

Has the wheel tax already gone into effect? Just asking because last week Danielle got her tags renewed and it cost $60 compared to last years $30. $60?!?!? And you people are complaining? Christ... I'm moving out there. I renewed my tags last month. $112. Property tax? Knox County is $2.96 per $10...

"I thought it was another pop-up window I was closing! I didn't MEAN to vote for Bush!"