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I give up on atheism

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:45 pm
by AuralFixation
this makes it very hard to dispute that the almighty exists.

Praise be to Jesus!

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:51 pm
by AuralFixation
well that and this song

The Power of Christ Impales you!

Re: I give up on atheism

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:17 pm
by karmakaze
AuralFixation wrote:this makes it very hard to dispute that the almighty exists.

Praise be to Jesus!


hahahaha

Thats it! I have been converted.

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:03 pm
by footprintzinthesand
I saw him... I saw Jesus on the ass of a sacred dog... :shock:

I'm a new believer... hallelujah!! (Or however that's spelled...)
I'll think that over while I listen to The Dandy Warhols- "The Gospel", since it's the most churchish shit I can think of...

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:08 pm
by vertigo25
I just forwarded this to Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris. Both are now recalling their books and collaborating on a new one titled Apology to a Not-So-Delusional Nation: Seeing is Believing (Particularly When You See it on a Dog's Ass)

I told them I think the title's a bit long. They're now discussing an alternative title:

ROFLMAO: I Saw Jesus on a Dog's Ass!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:30 pm
by AuralFixation
It's even more impressive if you are pias enough to handle examining Angus while listing to the theme from Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Doing this induced three of the five stigmata in me. take it from me, keep some tissues handy.

oh yes...everybody does get laid tonight!!

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:55 am
by karlaBOO
Image

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:19 pm
by Zeo
Wow. And a red rocket did lifteth him up to heaven.