I give up on atheism

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I give up on atheism

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this makes it very hard to dispute that the almighty exists.

Praise be to Jesus!
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

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well that and this song

The Power of Christ Impales you!
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
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AuralFixation wrote:this makes it very hard to dispute that the almighty exists.

Praise be to Jesus!


hahahaha

Thats it! I have been converted.
Making a HONDA fast is like coming out of the closet, yeah you might suprise a few people; but in the end.. your still gay.
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Post by footprintzinthesand »

I saw him... I saw Jesus on the ass of a sacred dog... :shock:

I'm a new believer... hallelujah!! (Or however that's spelled...)
I'll think that over while I listen to The Dandy Warhols- "The Gospel", since it's the most churchish shit I can think of...
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I just forwarded this to Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris. Both are now recalling their books and collaborating on a new one titled Apology to a Not-So-Delusional Nation: Seeing is Believing (Particularly When You See it on a Dog's Ass)

I told them I think the title's a bit long. They're now discussing an alternative title:

ROFLMAO: I Saw Jesus on a Dog's Ass!!!
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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It's even more impressive if you are pias enough to handle examining Angus while listing to the theme from Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Doing this induced three of the five stigmata in me. take it from me, keep some tissues handy.

oh yes...everybody does get laid tonight!!
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
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Wow. And a red rocket did lifteth him up to heaven.
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