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Andy, I need something that goes fast and might kill me
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:04 pm
by AuralFixation
Is there any place in K-town where one could rent a BMW or a triumph or anything else that isnt a Harley?
Re: Andy, I need something that goes fast and might kill me
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:50 pm
by Bone
AuralFixation wrote:Is there any place in K-town where one could rent a BMW or a triumph or anything else that isnt a Harley?
Sadly, not that I am aware of, Unless Mountain Adventure Honda at the Sevierville Exit rents Hondas. If your looking for a sportbike style but can put up with the fact it does have a Harley 1200 sporster motor in it you might be able to rent a Buell (a sideline company owned by HD) at one of the Harley rental places.
I will do a little checking though and let ya know
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:44 pm
by Asher
theres a rental place here in gatlinburg..not sure what they have tho.
wow..i am so unhelpful.
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:06 pm
by footprintzinthesand
You've gotta be careful on those things. This dude I know was being an unaware dumbfuck a few weeks ago... tried to switch lanes n almost ran over a guy on a motorcycle. He was
centimeters away from utter catastrophe. Dangerous shit, man.
Sincerely,
Your mom
PS: Remember to eat your greens n brush your teeth twice a day...
Asher wrote:theres a rental place here in gatlinburg..not sure what they have tho.
wow..i am so unhelpful.
LMAO. That's adorable.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:23 am
by karmakaze
Asher wrote:theres a rental place here in gatlinburg..not sure what they have tho.
wow..i am so unhelpful.
they rent vespas.
and yes you are.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:30 pm
by Hardcoregirl
Don't rent a bike. I'll drive you around.
I don't want you to die.
And the way you drive your jeep, you'd die and or piss someone off enough to shoot you on a crotchrocket.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:40 pm
by Arkady
I can't wait to see you Chris.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:42 pm
by karlaBOO
Hardcoregirl wrote:Don't rent a bike. I'll drive you around.
I don't want you to die.
And the way you drive your jeep, you'd die and or piss someone off enough to shoot you on a crotchrocket.
He told me he's had a BMW (motorcycle) for awhile now. I can't imagine him without the JEEP.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:48 pm
by AuralFixation
Bone wrote:Sadly, not that I am aware of, Unless Mountain Adventure Honda at the Sevierville Exit rents Hondas. If your looking for a sportbike style but can put up with the fact it does have a Harley 1200 sporster motor in it you might be able to rent a Buell (a sideline company owned by HD) at one of the Harley rental places.
I will do a little checking though and let ya know
thanx for looking

I could do with Buell. Im kinda concerned about cost. and harley quality with harley cost kinda scares me. if I had my druthers it would be one of those little f 650 cs's I just need to get around town for a couple days and ive always wanted to ride one . there are tons of bmw rental places here, but then again this is bmw central.
Asher wrote:theres a rental place here in gatlinburg..not sure what they have tho.
wow..i am so unhelpful.
no, no, yer helpfull....I just dont have enough Smiths on my Ipod to ride a vespa for 3 days.

humanponygirl213 wrote:You've gotta be careful on those things. This dude I know was being an unaware dumbfuck a few weeks ago... tried to switch lanes n almost ran over a guy on a motorcycle. He was centimeters away from utter catastrophe. Dangerous shit, man.
Sincerely,
Your mom
PS: Remember to eat your greens n brush your teeth twice a day...
Oh no, I know. I've been in 5 accidents and totaled one very heavy bike in a year......none have been my fault. I almost died going 110 on my way to work this morning when a guy in a shitbox '78 brown Impala decided he wanted my lane more than I did. Believe me, getting in wrecks on a bike kind of sucks, but the pay is good.
Arkady wrote:I can't wait to see you Chris.
That’s good to hear, cause I’m gonna be on yer couch.....I'm gonna take Alex out for a drink so we can get to know each other and talk about life ( I think we have alot in common.... after all I cry when someone tries to feed me peas too), and Boo and I have already made plans to fuck off to Atlanta and hit the Suicide Girls Burlesque show. I think she’s going to like it, after all one of the sets has a cheerleader in it...then again my friend Nixxon slits her throat with a skull handled knife then precedes to get naked to the tune of Dope Show around her limp corpse. I think after a few drinks she'll forget all about it.

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:49 pm
by Hardcoregirl
Nixxon is a cute one.
I can't wait. I'm more excited about you coming than I am about Halloween or Xmas.
Re: Andy, I need something that goes fast and might kill me
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:17 pm
by iblis
found it.
here you go.

Re: Andy, I need something that goes fast and might kill me
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:55 pm
by karmakaze
iblis wrote:found it.
here you go.

you know.. i was thinking the same thing...
That scares me.
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:38 pm
by Hardcoregirl
I don't know about renting one of those...but...
I want one for xmas.
haha
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:24 pm
by AuralFixation
karlaBOO wrote:Hardcoregirl wrote:Don't rent a bike. I'll drive you around.
I don't want you to die.
And the way you drive your jeep, you'd die and or piss someone off enough to shoot you on a crotchrocket.
He told me he's had a BMW (motorcycle) for awhile now. I can't imagine him without the JEEP.
mmmm I love my bike. my jeep has been parked in Colorado since I moved
I rode out here when I moved on It’s twin....touch it...TOUCH IT! I ride everyday atleast an hour and a half to and from work. It makes commuting good.
Hardcoregirl wrote:Nixxon is a cute one.
I can't wait. I'm more excited about you coming than I am about Halloween or Xmas.
Yeah, you and every other lady in Knox county...not only do I have to satisfy them, but there’s a whole new generation of club girls who will succumb to my endless charms, and by "endless charms" I mean California date rape drugs that y'all haven't even heard of yet.
Yeah Erin (Nixxon) is really cute. She's been friends with my gf for like fifteen years, so I’ve been privilege to a video of her at 21 year with brown hair, wearing beige, and playing Jenga...ooohh I cant wait to wipe that one all over
Mrs. Goth-Scenestress-Diva-Suicide-Girl-Queen-Who-Gives-Me-Shit-Every-Time-I-Wear-Jeans!But seriously I’m really excited to see you too. Its going to be a crazy few days, but I want to hang out with allot of people. I'm going to the Freakers Ball (something, mind you, a wagon full of naked porn stars on ecstasy and dressed as nuns wouldn’t have been able to drag me to when I lived there)
or going to Atlanta to see Erin Saturday night. as of now everything else is open.
iblis wrote:found it.
here you go.

Yeah, its nice Ibbi, but I cant get to the club on that.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:08 pm
by iblis
AuralFixation wrote:Yeah, you and every other lady in Knox county...not only do I have to satisfy them, but there’s a whole new generation of club girls who will succumb to my endless charms, and by "endless charms" I mean California date rape drugs that y'all haven't even heard of yet.
call me a luddite, but i think trichloromethane still works just fine.
"chloroform makes the sweetest porn"
AuralFixation wrote:Yeah, its nice Ibbi, but I cant get to the club on that.
i dunno, mount it to the top of a large vehicle, and i think you'd manage.
