Andy, I need something that goes fast and might kill me

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:04 pm

Is there any place in K-town where one could rent a BMW or a triumph or anything else that isnt a Harley?

Post by **Bone** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:50 pm

AuralFixation wrote:Is there any place in K-town where one could rent a BMW or a triumph or anything else that isnt a Harley?

Sadly, not that I am aware of, Unless Mountain Adventure Honda at the Sevierville Exit rents Hondas. If your looking for a sportbike style but can put up with the fact it does have a Harley 1200 sporster motor in it you might be able to rent a Buell (a sideline company owned by HD) at one of the Harley rental places.

I will do a little checking though and let ya know

Asher · Post by **Asher** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:44 pm

theres a rental place here in gatlinburg..not sure what they have tho.

wow..i am so unhelpful.

footprintzinthesand · Post by **footprintzinthesand** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:06 pm

You've gotta be careful on those things. This dude I know was being an unaware dumbfuck a few weeks ago... tried to switch lanes n almost ran over a guy on a motorcycle. He was centimeters away from utter catastrophe. Dangerous shit, man.

Sincerely,
Your mom

PS: Remember to eat your greens n brush your teeth twice a day...

Asher wrote:theres a rental place here in gatlinburg..not sure what they have tho.

wow..i am so unhelpful.

LMAO. That's adorable.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:23 am

Asher wrote:theres a rental place here in gatlinburg..not sure what they have tho.

wow..i am so unhelpful.

they rent vespas.

and yes you are.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:30 pm

Don't rent a bike. I'll drive you around.
I don't want you to die.

And the way you drive your jeep, you'd die and or piss someone off enough to shoot you on a crotchrocket.

Post by **Arkady** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:40 pm

I can't wait to see you Chris.

karlaBOO · Post by **karlaBOO** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:42 pm

Hardcoregirl wrote:Don't rent a bike. I'll drive you around.
I don't want you to die.

And the way you drive your jeep, you'd die and or piss someone off enough to shoot you on a crotchrocket.

He told me he's had a BMW (motorcycle) for awhile now. I can't imagine him without the JEEP.

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:48 pm

Bone wrote:Sadly, not that I am aware of, Unless Mountain Adventure Honda at the Sevierville Exit rents Hondas. If your looking for a sportbike style but can put up with the fact it does have a Harley 1200 sporster motor in it you might be able to rent a Buell (a sideline company owned by HD) at one of the Harley rental places.

I will do a little checking though and let ya know

thanx for looking

I could do with Buell. Im kinda concerned about cost. and harley quality with harley cost kinda scares me. if I had my druthers it would be one of those little f 650 cs's I just need to get around town for a couple days and ive always wanted to ride one . there are tons of bmw rental places here, but then again this is bmw central.

Asher wrote:theres a rental place here in gatlinburg..not sure what they have tho.

wow..i am so unhelpful.

no, no, yer helpfull....I just dont have enough Smiths on my Ipod to ride a vespa for 3 days.

humanponygirl213 wrote:You've gotta be careful on those things. This dude I know was being an unaware dumbfuck a few weeks ago... tried to switch lanes n almost ran over a guy on a motorcycle. He was centimeters away from utter catastrophe. Dangerous shit, man.

Sincerely,
Your mom

PS: Remember to eat your greens n brush your teeth twice a day...

Oh no, I know. I've been in 5 accidents and totaled one very heavy bike in a year......none have been my fault. I almost died going 110 on my way to work this morning when a guy in a shitbox '78 brown Impala decided he wanted my lane more than I did. Believe me, getting in wrecks on a bike kind of sucks, but the pay is good.

Arkady wrote:I can't wait to see you Chris.

Thatâ€™s good to hear, cause Iâ€™m gonna be on yer couch.....I'm gonna take Alex out for a drink so we can get to know each other and talk about life ( I think we have alot in common.... after all I cry when someone tries to feed me peas too), and Boo and I have already made plans to fuck off to Atlanta and hit the Suicide Girls Burlesque show. I think sheâ€™s going to like it, after all one of the sets has a cheerleader in it...then again my friend Nixxon slits her throat with a skull handled knife then precedes to get naked to the tune of Dope Show around her limp corpse. I think after a few drinks she'll forget all about it. 8-)

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:49 pm

Nixxon is a cute one.

I can't wait. I'm more excited about you coming than I am about Halloween or Xmas.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:17 pm

found it. here you go.

:iblislink:

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:55 pm

iblis wrote:found it. here you go.

you know.. i was thinking the same thing...

That scares me.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:38 pm

I don't know about renting one of those...but...

I want one for xmas.

haha

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:24 pm

karlaBOO wrote:
Hardcoregirl wrote:Don't rent a bike. I'll drive you around.
I don't want you to die.

And the way you drive your jeep, you'd die and or piss someone off enough to shoot you on a crotchrocket.

He told me he's had a BMW (motorcycle) for awhile now. I can't imagine him without the JEEP.

mmmm I love my bike. my jeep has been parked in Colorado since I moved I rode out here when I moved on Itâ€™s twin....touch it...TOUCH IT! I ride everyday atleast an hour and a half to and from work. It makes commuting good.

Hardcoregirl wrote:Nixxon is a cute one.

I can't wait. I'm more excited about you coming than I am about Halloween or Xmas.

Yeah, you and every other lady in Knox county...not only do I have to satisfy them, but thereâ€™s a whole new generation of club girls who will succumb to my endless charms, and by "endless charms" I mean California date rape drugs that y'all haven't even heard of yet.

Yeah Erin (Nixxon) is really cute. She's been friends with my gf for like fifteen years, so Iâ€™ve been privilege to a video of her at 21 year with brown hair, wearing beige, and playing Jenga...ooohh I cant wait to wipe that one all over Mrs. Goth-Scenestress-Diva-Suicide-Girl-Queen-Who-Gives-Me-Shit-Every-Time-I-Wear-Jeans!

But seriously Iâ€™m really excited to see you too. Its going to be a crazy few days, but I want to hang out with allot of people. I'm going to the Freakers Ball (something, mind you, a wagon full of naked porn stars on ecstasy and dressed as nuns wouldnâ€™t have been able to drag me to when I lived there)
or going to Atlanta to see Erin Saturday night. as of now everything else is open.

iblis wrote:found it. here you go.

Yeah, its nice Ibbi, but I cant get to the club on that.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:08 pm

AuralFixation wrote:Yeah, you and every other lady in Knox county...not only do I have to satisfy them, but thereâ€™s a whole new generation of club girls who will succumb to my endless charms, and by "endless charms" I mean California date rape drugs that y'all haven't even heard of yet.

call me a luddite, but i think trichloromethane still works just fine.

"chloroform makes the sweetest porn"

AuralFixation wrote:Yeah, its nice Ibbi, but I cant get to the club on that.

i dunno, mount it to the top of a large vehicle, and i think you'd manage. :tup:

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