May is "Masturbation Month"

Post by **Bone** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:09 pm

Did you know that the month of May is National Masturbation Month? It's already May 23th so if you're unaware you all better start getting busy loving yourselves.

Do it in the morning to start off your day with some love.

Do it in the shower, just because it's so much fun.

Do it when you go to bed at night to relax you into slumber.

Do with your lover because it's so exciting to watch.

Whenever you do it, feel good about it. You're giving yourself some much deserved love, some much deserved pleasure and hey...it's the safest sex you can have!

:levitate:

footprintzinthesand · Post by **footprintzinthesand** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:15 pm

I've already been regularly participating in the festivities without even realizing it... damn... sooo, where's the party??! (jk)

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:00 pm

Bone wrote:
...it's the safest sex you can have!

READ MY TAGLINE!!!

YOU ARE ALL GONNA KILLYOURSELVES!!!!

ASK YOUR NEAREST PALM READER!!!

IT'S THE TRUTH!!!

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:33 pm

well................... I guess thats a good way to kill yourself..........

footprintzinthesand · Tue May 23, 2006 10:11 pm

Yeah, that's alot better of a way for a guy to go out than by getting his neck caught in his lengthy palm hair and strangling himself in a freak accident... It's happened a few times to some fellows who whacked it way too often and didn't shave/wax their palms, read the statistics....

Michael_Xi · Post by **Michael_Xi** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:48 pm

Please spell it correctly before posting.
:roll:

MASTURBATION.

8-)

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:52 pm

LOL!!! Good one! Only you.......

Post by **Bone** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:11 pm

Michael_Xi wrote:Please spell it correctly before posting.

MASTURBATION.

Ooops.. fixed....
Thats what I get for trying to type one handed :lol:

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:34 pm

Right. And from your subject matter, we know what you were doing with the other hand....

Michael_Xi · Post by **Michael_Xi** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:22 am

Dark Elf wrote:Right. And from your subject matter, we know what you were doing with the other hand....

Brian,
Are you spoon-feeding the Britney fans?
Bone was already saying that, though a little more subtly.

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:53 am

Michael_Xi wrote:Brian,
Are you spoon-feeding the Britney fans?
Bone was already saying that, though a little more subtly.

He's recently bleached his hair blonde. :twisted:

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:33 am

scarecrow wrote:
Bone wrote:
...it's the safest sex you can have!

READ MY TAGLINE!!!

YOU ARE ALL GONNA KILLYOURSELVES!!!!

ASK YOUR NEAREST PALM READER!!!

IT'S THE TRUTH!!!

If thats true, then im suicidal every day......Hell I should be dead by now

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:54 pm

tired of being frustrated?

wank, motherfucker, wank!

yes, save that beaver and kill a kitten. hell, kill them all; let loose a holocaust of massive proportions on the feline nation! stretch the squid and butter your own damned biscuits. spread the pony and conjure your vessel. sink the boat and raise the flag - practice yoga and obsolete the "other half."

in other words, rock the fuck on, and remember to fuck off.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:52 pm

iblis wrote:tired of being frustrated?

wank, motherfucker, wank!

yes, save that beaver and kill a kitten. hell, kill them all; let loose a holocaust of massive proportions on the feline nation! stretch the squid and butter your own damned biscuits. spread the pony and conjure your vessel. sink the boat and raise the flag - practice yoga and obsolete the "other half."

in other words, rock the fuck on, and remember to fuck off.

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:42 pm

Michael_Xi wrote:
Dark Elf wrote:Right. And from your subject matter, we know what you were doing with the other hand....

Brian,
Are you spoon-feeding the Britney fans?
Bone was already saying that, though a little more subtly.

Really? I just feel so empty and hollow inside now......

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:47 pm

Dark Elf wrote:
Michael_Xi wrote:
Dark Elf wrote:Right. And from your subject matter, we know what you were doing with the other hand....

Brian,
Are you spoon-feeding the Britney fans?
Bone was already saying that, though a little more subtly.
Really? I just feel so empty and hollow inside now......

that is so goth.

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:03 pm

Shup up iblis...... or im gonna start cutting myself again!

Lady A · Post by **Lady A** » Sun May 28, 2006 11:32 pm

Just May? I guess I'm like those people that celebrate Christmas all year, just my holiday is more fun!

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:57 am

Lady A wrote:Just May? I guess I'm like those people that celebrate Christmas all year, just my holiday is more fun!

BTW.... nice to meet you..... will you be Santa? Can I sit on your lap?

Lady A · Post by **Lady A** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:17 am

Well, usually it's the other way around and I get asked to sit on your lap.
:lol:

Besides, santa is usually fat and has way too much hair!

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