South Park declares WAR on Scientology

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:32 pm

'South Park'-Scientology Battle Rages On

Isaac Hayes, Scientologist and longtime voice of 'Chef' on the show quit this week because of a new episode poking fun of Tom Cruise and Scientology, sighting "religious intolerance and bigotry."

Matt Stone and Trey Parker have since fired back saying Hayes has had no problem voicing shows mocking Christianity and other religions, and his actions are the actual intolerance and bigotry, as the show attempts to make fun of everything equally.

Since the falling out, and the show they planned was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday, they plan an all out war on Scientology for the show, hahah!
Them shits may be the biggest publicity stunt I've seen all week, but their press release is hilarious...

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obsructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"

judas gnb · Post by **judas gnb** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:55 pm

Tom Cruise please come outta the closet......I hope Trey and Matt give them hell.Now they start picking on my religion and we shall have a problem.There again im a student of Musicology,and Prince is my savior.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:58 pm

i salute isaac hayes... with a nice, big bowl of clam chowder.

:mrgreen:

shadow dancer · Post by **shadow dancer** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:02 pm

One of the reasons that I have always liked South Park is that they slam EVERYTHING from all sexual preferences through all types of political stances and religions. No personal matter is safe with them. *giggle* I wouldn't find it nearly as funny otherwise.

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:08 am

For those of you with cable, tonight is the beginning of the new season on South Park. They're kicking it off with "The Return of Chef!"

http://southparkstudios.com/

rec|use · Post by **rec|use** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:44 pm

Isaac Hayes did not quit his gig voicing South Park's Chef over some Scientology flap reports TV Guide.

FoxNews.com has deemed it "ridiculous" that the singer, who has been recovering from a stroke suffered in mid-January, would all of a sudden turn against the show for poking fun at his religion. Those close to Hayes are said to be "mystified" by the statement released March 13 and attributed to him.

Meanwhile he Scientology-skewering "Trapped in a Closet" episode, pulled last week amidst allegations that Tom Cruise had intervened, will air this Wednesday.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,188463,00.html

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:24 pm

its called a publicity stunt people.

Francesca · Post by **Francesca** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:25 pm

junkie christ wrote:its called a publicity stunt people.

That's the only thing that makes sense, I can't imagine someone being so myopic about their own religion after lambasting others so throroughly...

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:15 pm

watching it now

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:41 pm

chef as a child molester.....hmmmm.....i figured he was gonna do the really long vader "Noooooooooooo" but i was not hurt by that. Brings whole new meaning to the dark side :goatse:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:09 pm

die, turkeys, die.

fucking video game.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:51 am

gothic_spleen wrote:chef as a child molester.....hmmmm.....i figured he was gonna do the really long vader "Noooooooooooo" but i was not hurt by that. Brings whole new meaning to the dark side

no kidding
three cheers to chef vader
i bet you they ride this shit as long as possible

i really dig the digital clipping to get his voice in the episode
fucking great
but the season started for mencia was loads funnier.

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:10 pm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/22/AR2006032202256.html

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:23 pm

Any other old folks hear remember what the producers did to Col Henry Blake when McLean Stevenson decided to leave MASH?

Matt and Trey seem to have pulled a Col. Blake on Chef.

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:25 pm

OMFG, did anybody see the newest two episodes. I just finally got around to watching them. I laughed my ass off at how much they attacked Comedy Central for pulling the Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of the Closet episode. By far the best representation my feelings towards cencorship ever. It's like Comedy Central gave them fuel to top themselves, and they finally ignited it.

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:50 pm

Yeah, but this is some confounded hypocritical pussified B.S. on Comedy Central's part:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060413/en_tv_eo/18798

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:54 pm

'South Park' Creators Skewer Own Network:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060413/ap_ ... muhammad_9

Post by **darkvader** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:19 pm

And here's what I think about poking islam with a big Danish stick:

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:09 pm

Ha! LOL. Good shit!

Post by **Bone** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:58 pm

Thanks Vader, Now we will have a jihad on our collective asses.