The vice president shot a man with a shotgun

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:33 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11312757/

he shot a 78 year old man
and i bet wont have a single charge, even if it was an accident
HE SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN WITH A SHOTGUN

obviously mr cheneys targeting system is a little off **insert robocop noises**
oh comeon, like you didnt know hes a cyborg

sebuda · Post by **sebuda** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:45 pm

Thats just messed up.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:38 pm

...and thus the c-9000 is scrapped, and the c-10k is released to take over his role. many are expected to perish due to this, as the c-10k wasn't supposed to have been released until 2008; as such, there are more than likely a few bugs in this model.

on a related note, the clinton 5000 was released today. it's been reported that it can only run at a measley 3/4's mile per hour, but oddly enough, can still thrust its hips with a force recently measured at 5000 lbs psi.

the two are expected to battle to the death during the next election, a plan more than likely devised by democrats country-wide to leave the field open for another democratic candidate. let us all have a moment of silence, and pray to our respective deities that the clinton 5000 prevails in its arduous task.

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:06 pm

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:18 pm

oh my goth thats hot
thats as hot as cobain singing about not having a gun
awesome.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:19 pm

That man he shot...was a seriously important guy. In fact, he was one of the top lawyers in Austin and the state...I smell a ton of shit to follow.

judas gnb · Post by **judas gnb** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:51 pm

i hear they would have gotten to the hospital sooner but cheney wanted to tie him to the roof of the truck.deer style

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:25 am

thanks to the daily show all i can think of is *to the tune of aerosmith* "cheney's got a gun..."
hes still not quite as lethal as sonny bono's skis though........
or jim jones koolaid......
I'm very confident in the abilities of our nation's leaders.
i mean i read somewhere that the quail when he aimed was only like three feet away or some shit?
the RoboCheney targeting system must be seriously fucked to mistake the two.

and no shitstorm will happen. for some reason the media doesnt find it as entertaining as i do. or most people for that matter.
and the guy is friends with RoboCheney. Hes already met with him and appologized.
some of the media is way fucking pissed that the white house didnt release a statement or act like it existed till the guys wife said shit to the news though.
go fucking figure

if a tree falls in the woods, why doesnt dick cheney get at least an assult charge FOR SHOOTING A MAN IN THE FACE AND CHEST WITH A SHOTGUN?
discuss.

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:29 am

what a lovely state of affairs. The same reason we all go down for bullshit charges and pay the price,but the upper tower of power can do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it all the fucking time! For Valentines Day im going to camp out on the strip on the roof of The Sunspot with a compound bow. Ive got 1000 ft. of steel cable and some 4 prong razer tipped arrows. After cutting the cable into sections of 100 ft, im going to attach an arrow at each end of the steel cables. Whenever a couple walks by holding hands, the first arrow is sinking deep into the back of the guy. The other arrow @ the other end of the steel cable is going to plant itself into the rear end of a car driving by going the opposite direction of the direction they are walking. Someone please stand by on the sidewalk and take pictures of the girls face as her frat daddy boyfriend is jerkd from her and drug down the street by a steel cable with an arrow pertruding from his cheast. Then I can email them to DICK and Mr. Bush........fuckers! Thats about how I feel about the sad state of affairs!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:50 am

Dark Elf wrote:what a lovely state of affairs. The same reason we all go down for bullshit charges and pay the price,but the upper tower of power can do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it all the fucking time! !

my thoughts exactly
ive been laughing my head off at the idea of this all day
but some of the latest news articles have him paying some fines
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214/ap_ ... g_accident
7 dollars for a stamp to shirt birds
oh yea
7 bucks. to shoot birds
EXCEPT HE SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE AND CHEST.
wheres the stamp for that?

great speech by the way.

judas gnb · Post by **judas gnb** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:22 am

oh crap they were hunting quail........i hope dan is alright

Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:29 am

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:07 pm

lol......if they charge him with anything i put ten bucks down that he has a heart attack and finnally dies....put the old bastard out of his misery before i get shot

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:49 pm

That man had a heart attack today, caused by one of the pellets. They reported it in the paper as if the Heart Attack was soo much worse than the fact he was just fucking SHOT!

I'm intrested to see how the (R) get out of this knee deep pile of shit with flip-flops on...

Lady A · Post by **Lady A** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:58 pm

Coor wrote:
I'm intrested to see how the (R) get out of this knee deep pile of shit with flip-flops on...

They'll just try to brainwash us into thinking the shit is sweet smelling and good for the complexion.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:13 am

Lady A wrote:
Coor wrote:
I'm intrested to see how the (R) get out of this knee deep pile of shit with flip-flops on...

They'll just try to brainwash us into thinking the shit is sweet smelling and good for the complexion.

Like the sodomy.