Random Midget Joke Thread

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:51 pm

Q: Why do female midgets hate having their periods?

A: Because they keep trippin over that goddamn string.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:34 am

ive got like a 1000 but i havent seen any good midget stuff in a while.
google minikiss.
google bridget *swoons*.
danzigs too tall, but not by much.

then theres that whole midget butt sex thing but im totally not rehashing all those jokes that were buried for a reason.

i dunno. im too busy comedy wriiting for real shit. lemme get drunk around coors midgetwannabe ass again and ill come up with new ones.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:58 pm

I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...

Consider this thread killed. :twisted:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:13 pm

Coor pwned us.

that even tops minikiss.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:30 pm

Coor wrote:I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...

Consider this thread killed.

if i weren't running on a slow 11mbps wireless link right now, i'd be owning your ass with a 'bridget the midget meets the 8 foot demon penis' link.

damn it.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:59 pm

iblis wrote:
Coor wrote:I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...

Consider this thread killed.

if i weren't running on a slow 11mbps wireless link right now, i'd be owning your ass with a 'bridget the midget meets the 8 foot demon penis' link.

damn it.

bring it here. :-D

cross post

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:41 pm

Yea, but she's like a Bridget is a porn star...about as famous as that Jameson slut...

This guy is a fucking server on the strip...and yea...sorry Ibbie...I win...

Plus, I never win when you and that all mighty rantall are involved...You should just give me this one...

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:50 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
Coor wrote:I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...

Consider this thread killed.

if i weren't running on a slow 11mbps wireless link right now, i'd be owning your ass with a 'bridget the midget meets the 8 foot demon penis' link.

damn it.
bring it here.

give or find me a host with bandwidth to be wasted, and I'll happily upload it there.

i'm not willing to waste either coredump nor rabid on it - coredump being my own connection, rabid being (thankfully) donated to me by sf.net.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:53 pm

Coor wrote:Yea, but she's like a Bridget is a porn star...about as famous as that Jameson slut...

This guy is a fucking server on the strip...and yea...sorry Ibbie...I win...

Plus, I never win when you and that all mighty rantall are involved...You should just give me this one...

i refuse to let you win on the basis that you have tits. that means you can get sex whenever you feel like it, for free.

=P

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:11 pm

iblis wrote:
Coor wrote:Yea, but she's like a Bridget is a porn star...about as famous as that Jameson slut...

This guy is a fucking server on the strip...and yea...sorry Ibbie...I win...

Plus, I never win when you and that all mighty rantall are involved...You should just give me this one...

i refuse to let you win on the basis that you have tits. that means you can get sex whenever you feel like it, for free.

=P

Damn it...you're right.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:29 pm

Coor wrote:
iblis wrote:
Coor wrote:Yea, but she's like a Bridget is a porn star...about as famous as that Jameson slut...

This guy is a fucking server on the strip...and yea...sorry Ibbie...I win...

Plus, I never win when you and that all mighty rantall are involved...You should just give me this one...

i refuse to let you win on the basis that you have tits. that means you can get sex whenever you feel like it, for free.

=P

Damn it...you're right.

of course i am.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:36 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
Coor wrote:I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...

Consider this thread killed.

if i weren't running on a slow 11mbps wireless link right now, i'd be owning your ass with a 'bridget the midget meets the 8 foot demon penis' link.

damn it.
bring it here.

give or find me a host with bandwidth to be wasted, and I'll happily upload it there.

i'm not willing to waste either coredump nor rabid on it - coredump being my own connection, rabid being (thankfully) donated to me by sf.net.

i can host it.1 and 1 account should do.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:24 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
Coor wrote:I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...

Consider this thread killed.

if i weren't running on a slow 11mbps wireless link right now, i'd be owning your ass with a 'bridget the midget meets the 8 foot demon penis' link.

damn it.
bring it here.

give or find me a host with bandwidth to be wasted, and I'll happily upload it there.

i'm not willing to waste either coredump nor rabid on it - coredump being my own connection, rabid being (thankfully) donated to me by sf.net.
i can host it.1 and 1 account should do.

sweet. let me get into my main box and i'll see what i can do.