Antisocial ways of quelling boredom.

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1. When the waiter wearing the P.E.T.A. T-shirt arrives at your table, order everything with extra meat. ~ inspired by lunch (By the way, you should still tip well.)

2. Use your recent Ex’s per-minute cell plan to catch-up with your friends in Germany and Japan before you return his/her phone. ~ inspired by my ruthlessly beautiful cousin.


3. Bring a bearly disguised martini to your father’s AA intervention.

4. When your Sunday drive is blocked by the city police so cars can leave the mall-sized Baptist Church’s parking lot, open you windows and blare Heresy (or something of the like) from your car stereo at top volume.

5.Carry a dry-erase marker to church with you. Slip out during the service and draw legs on all the Jesus fish on people’s cars.

6. Have a Love-in in front of a “Just Waitâ€