Last night I saw Jesus...
He said..."It's not your time, yet..."
"Fuck...I didn't even know I was dying"...I retorted..
His responces was simply..."Surprise"...
In a very Jack Nickleson-sort-of-way...
Then...As I stared at his California-tanned skin...
And his Top-40-Rock hair...I said...
Wait...I thought you wheren't even real...
He said..."I'm not...I'm simply your subconscience...You sick fuck"
I could only reply with..."Why the hell, am I dreaming about you, of all things?"
"Because, you wouldn't care that you where dying, if this where a wet dream..."...He said...
"Oh...Make Sense..."
And then I woke up...Nude...Dissolute...& Disillusioned...
No...Jesus, in my dream at least, looked like Chad Kroger...From Nickleback...You know...Blonde curly hair...Cali-tan...Little Blonde goatee...The whole 9...Though...It may have been funnier if it had been Carl...Now that I think about it...
4X541N7 wrote:No...Jesus, in my dream at least, looked like Chad Kroger...From Nickleback...You know...Blonde curly hair...Cali-tan...Little Blonde goatee...The whole 9...Though...It may have been funnier if it had been Carl...Now that I think about it...
The Episode called "The Clowning", where Carl gets that wig, and almost gets laid...that's what I imagined.