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Thank GOD I never had this happen in all the years I served flaming drinks!
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Post by ms.tangledwebs »

My mom and dad had a party one time where a similar action led to the entire kitchen counter being on fire... I don't remember the whole story right off, but I think it had something to do with Navy guys verses Marine guys... and too much alcohol of course.
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The only time I have actually SEEN such a mishap occur was when I was much much younger. Four of us were out in the woods drinking Bacardi 151 straight from the bottle and chasing it with coca cola. One guy decided to swish a bunch around in his mouth, produce a lighter and try to blow a big fireball. He suceeded. The image that will stick with me forever is him going "OW OW OW OW OW!" a couple of seconds later as he realized his lips were on fire. White man speak with scorch-ed tounge. :fire:
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holy shit!

*marks off shooter with blue flame*
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Catching yourself on fire on purpose= cool party trick
Catching yourself on fire because you are a dumbass= cool internet link :twisted:
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Post by gwenhwyfar »

gee........theres a great idea..........

i'm going to set a flamable liquid on fire and then pour it directly into my body........while its still on fire.

fucktard! :no:
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That's why I always lit them, AND extinguished them before handing them to someone. Now I WILL set myself on fire, but only on purpose.
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WOW! Thats addictive.I just kept watching it over and over again.Thats f*cking awesome in an awful kind of way. :fuckedup:
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Post by Sir Diddimus »

Isn't there supposed to be beer involved in a Flaming Dr. Pepper?

Like, dropping the flaming 151 in the beer before slaming it.... Dumbass!


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:rofl: Diddimus! Yes the drink DOES call for amaretto and beer. Maybe he was thinking Dr Pepper as in the new commercial. Mah na Mah nnnnaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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Ahh yet another reason I love you stupid humans.....stupidity. :twisted:
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scarecrow wrote:Ahh yet another reason I love you stupid humans.....stupidity. :twisted:


I'll drink to that!

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