Polar bears in danger, Punks at fault.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:42 pm

Yeah, you heard me. All you punks out there are endangering the Arctic tundra with your spiky hair and CFC laden sprays.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

(But Elmer's Glue is still OK to use, or eat.)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:47 pm

elmers tastes just like it smells.
delicous.

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:13 pm

Just doing my part....where are we going and why am I in this handbasket??...No but seriously you know who's at fault for this..something this diabolical could only be the work of one man...ROBERT SMITH!! that's right folks with more product in his hair that a young Elvis... Robert Smith will..scientist's say...singlehandedly take out over 25% of the ozone himself...(35% percent if there's another tour in the works)...in the next 3 years...so dont blame us at least we have the courtesy to not wash our hair for a week at a time to make the products stretch...(well we call it courtesy so we can get away with it)...anyways there you have it....I now must pack my things and move to begin my new life as a flak jacket tester before Bob's army comes for me...it's been fun

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:12 pm

Fnord!

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:55 pm

I don't avoid washing my hair to make the products last. I just don't practice hygiene.

rec|use · Post by **rec|use** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:00 pm

i use knox gelatin to spike my hair

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:11 pm

rec|use wrote:i use knox gelatin to spike my hair

You know, if more people used that, I'd start putting it in squeeze bottles, instead of those stupid plastic baggies that I have to aim in at the moment..

drgnlegs · Post by **drgnlegs** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:14 am

If you start with Knox Geletin and then use melted wax, it stays up forever, even in the rain. Its a long story on how I know that, however it is safer for the environment. Allthough I have to say I have only met one punk in my entire life who gave a crap about the environment or anything else for that matter, not that I'm bitter....
Ok now I am rambling. *wanders off cursing*