Ok, for a slightly alternative perspective to what's been presented..
Where to begin.. Well here of course! You've already managed that, so let's move on to..
Any suggestions.. Oh, plenty! Don't run with scissors. Do compliment her on her breasts. She may slap you, but at least you'll know you deserved it, and honesty points always add up. Don't stare at her breasts unless it's obvious she's trying to show them off. And then do, but make sure you look away occasionally, to note things like eye color, expression, and whether or not she's still awake. Always get drinks at the front bar.. I don't know why, but somebody told me somebody said that. Don't listen to what everyone tells you, if what they were talking about were so valuable, would they really be sharing? Don't beat your kids.. They usually grow up bigger than you and might hold a grudge. Do introduce your kids to your friends. You know they're bound to do stupid shit, and this improves the chances of you hearing about it. That goes both ways btw. Do start your day with humor. No day can be all bad if you start it with an honest laugh. Don't end your day with humor.. You'll wake the kids. Do give yourself some time alone to pursue hobbies or interests. Don't try to feign interest just so you're not alone. Do be open to new experiences. Don't be shy speaking up when you realize they're not for you. Do watch B movies for the cult value. Don't form a cult from the scripts of B movies. And finally: Do read my posts. Don't take them too terribly seriously
Good music.. Weird Al, They Might Be Giants, Daft Punk, Anything by Willie, Waylon, George, Garth, David Allan Coe, or Jerry Jeff walker, or the late Mr. Cash. Anything Dr. Demento's ever played. Anything foreign that sounds pretty, because at least you won't go mad trying to figure out what they're saying. The Brilliant Green, because if you do go mad, it should be over a red haired green eyed japanese girl in european plate mail. And Motherfucking Lords of Acid, because I damned well said so!
Movies.. B movies are best. They're cheaper, and while the special effects might not be up with Hollywood's cream of the crop, their scripts are usually a few steps above. Anything by Sam Raimi, or starring Bruce Campbell. Anything foreign, expecially Itallian, Japanese, Chinese, or French. Stay away from anything that attempts to sell itself through sex. It'll suck. If you want sex in a movie, look for the ones that try to sell you on having a plot. They don't, but there's lots of sex to compensate. Anything Jackie Chan ever made, particularly early in his career. Fearless Hyena rocks, and even Spiritual Kung Fu has its redeeming value. Young Master and Drunken Master are both must-haves. Anything by Kevin Smith. Anything by Miyazaki or based on the works of Rumiko Takahashi. Don't know who they are? Now's a fine time to learn, and Google is your friend.
Clothes.. Wear whatever's comfortable. Seriously, life's enough of a hassle without wearing something you don't feel yourself in. If people don't like you for how you're dressed, all the better. Saves you the time of having to learn how bloody shallow they are first hand.
Tv Shows.. Don't bother. Seriously. That stuff'll rot your brain. If you insist, stick to Scifi, Cartoon Network, and The Action Channel. And late nights, Food Network. They're not any better, but you can tell me what I've been missing.
As for Saturday.. you'll want to clarify your description a little bit. There's too many of us looking out of place, hopelessly lost, and/or terminally shy. I'll be the tall one staring at a gameboy advance or with his eyes shut on whatever random piece of furniture he can find to recline on.
"I think you're pretty. I like your hair. Here's a drink. Are you ready now?" - Dwarven Flirtation