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What is the strangest thought that you have ever had during sex?
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Did I close my mom's garage door when I left KY this morning?
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Oh shit! How do you do CPR again?
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Post by Ryuu_Draven »

satanskitten wrote:Did I close my mom's garage door when I left KY this morning?


Awesome. LOL
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Post by Ryuu_Draven »

satanskitten wrote:Did I close my mom's garage door when I left KY this morning?


Awesome. LOL Thinking about your mom during sex. ;-)

Edit: emmm..not a clue why it posted twice....and posted only half the first time...strange-ass internet.
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Did we lock his door before we left his apartment?

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Hmmm, what's his name again?
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That doll is staring at me.
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Was that her 54th orgasm? I'm losing count...
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Post by judas gnb »

i must stay before i tell my thought that i was watching wrestling while having sex once doin to doggie so we could both watch ya know so anyway a cool move was preformed and i thought "oh im stealing that for this weekend"
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Post by SilentScreams »

I always have strange thoughts during sex.... too many to list. For awhile it was the only time I had a captive audience with the ex-monster so that's when I would discuss anything I felt I needed to get off my chest or was important with him... ie doctor appts, bills, groceries, our son's progress in school, his deployments and field assignments. :-?

BTW LadyI... you started this share yours ;)
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I wonder if that group of people walking buy is gonna tell the store manager..

They didn't.

She didn't care either way.

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"How did we get under the bed?"
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Post by Nigredo »

Mercurygriffin wrote:"How did we get under the bed?"


What the HELL !!!!

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math problems
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um where is the dog?
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hey, thats MY foot! (wiggled toes to make sure it was my foot)
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Post by Ray+Wendy »

Not a thought, but an experience:

A point of view from between the boobies looking down and seeing my cat poke its head up between Wendy's legs.
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Post by tat2jay »

Ray+Wendy wrote:Not a thought, but an experience:

A point of view from between the boobies looking down and seeing my cat poke its head up between Wendy's legs.


ok is it me? i am trying to figure out what position that is, how does that work?

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