A sport that actually scares me..........

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:37 pm

oh. dear. god
there is actually a simulator.

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:41 pm

so who wants to take bets on how long it takes for that to become an Olympic sport?

SilentScreams · Post by **SilentScreams** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:23 pm

Wonder if they use the generic RPS or if they allow the dynamite and atomic bombs and cockroaches??? ( my son has taught me too mcuh bout this game)

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:27 pm

LOL. I remember having passengers duel it out for the honor of riding in the passenger seat....

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:44 pm

white_darkness wrote:LOL. I remember having passengers duel it out for the honor of riding in the passenger seat....

Mine just call shotgun. (Unless my hubby's riding with us & then he wins by default!) :-)

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:42 pm

Just the 3, rock, paper, scissors..

As for the olympics, well.. There's already the Biathalon, and Curling..

Why not? It's at least competative, unlike that guy trying to make Mime an olympic activity.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:05 pm

HOLY FUCKING FUCK, THEY HAVE A FUCKING STRATEGY GUIDE.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:16 pm

I just took a look at the "game basics"...

1. Safety First! Always ensure that all players have removed sharp jewellery and watches.

"Don't forget your safety helmets, elbow pads, and spit bibs!"

6. Think twice before using RPS for life-threatening decisions.

"okay, how do we decide which one of us is going to swallow a lit cherry bomb?"
"Oh, I know! Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
"Good job, Timmy! No wonder you're in the top of our remedial class!"

7. Always respect foreign cultures. When abroad consider yourself an ambassador of the World RPS Society.

I always consider myself ambassador of the World RPS Society. And my mommy tells me I'm ambassador of Nappy Time!

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:53 am

What. The. Fuck.?

Melicious Scam · Post by **Melicious Scam** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:14 pm

wow. that is hilarious.
i bet he could kick my ass at that game.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:02 pm

i played against the damn simulator for hours. lol.

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:11 am

^ yes, but did you win???

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:44 pm

its better than peter pulling.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:46 pm

oh yeah..

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:47 pm

man, I really gotta learn to scroll down before I open a link. That's the second time I've opened something, then realized that the iblis link was posted below it. Oh well. No harm done. Though that did look extremely painful.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:46 am

Mother Mo wrote:
white_darkness wrote:LOL. I remember having passengers duel it out for the honor of riding in the passenger seat....

Mine just call shotgun. (Unless my hubby's riding with us & then he wins by default!)

Yep. I know that, my s/o always took priority except in the case of the disabled. Those I have to help manuever out of the car had to be stuck in the front seat.

Watching them all gather around and fling their hands around was far too entertaining to give up.

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:43 am

white_darkness wrote:
Mother Mo wrote:
white_darkness wrote:LOL. I remember having passengers duel it out for the honor of riding in the passenger seat....

Mine just call shotgun. (Unless my hubby's riding with us & then he wins by default!)

Yep. I know that, my s/o always took priority except in the case of the disabled. Those I have to help manuever out of the car had to be stuck in the front seat.

Watching them all gather around and fling their hands around was far too entertaining to give up.

my s/o gets priority unless a disabled person or pregnant person is in the car. then the s/o gets in the back. Gotta put the preggers up front so if we get pulled over for speeding she can fake labor. works. every time. otherwise people just call shotgun and argue about it. but when it comes down to it I have supreme power over who sits where and just don't unlock the doors until they figure it out.

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:45 am

LordHades wrote:As for the olympics, well.. There's already the Biathalon, and Curling..

Why not? It's at least competative, unlike that guy trying to make Mime an olympic activity.

speaking of curling..I caught that on TV last winter Olymipcs and I think I'm gonna move to Canada so I can start learning it... it looks like a great sport..I wanna be one of the ones with the brooms.

oh and don't forget that ping pong is an Olympic event also.