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I bought a purty orchid today..but I've heard they are uber finicky...any tips?
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yeah.

buy orchid food!!!
put it in a window where it gets plenty light but not direct.
make frequent sacrifices to it.
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I know someone who has been growing orchids for like a decade now... :wink:
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Ohh! Orchids are beautiful! Excellent choice Buttah!
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uh-oh. You need to be careful. Orchid growing is apparently something that can become obsessive. It's called <i>Orchidelirium</i>, and, no, I am not making this up.

There's a book called The Orchid Thief that is supposed to be really good. I haven't read it, but there was all this buzz about it when it came out. There was even talk of a movie. NPR did like a bazillion segments on the book and on orchid growers in general. They all seemed a bit... odd. You should fit right in. :)
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My mom has one of those nice, oval shaped bath tubs, with the wide ledge around it. She has kept orchids there, since there is also a skylight there. She says they need the humidity from the tub area.
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karlaBOO wrote:My mom has one of those nice, oval shaped bath tubs, with the wide ledge around it. She has kept orchids there, since there is also a skylight there. She says they need the humidity from the tub area.


Yeah. Since Buttercup is just a dirty hippy who never bathes anyway, she can keep them in her shower :)
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vertigo25 wrote:
Yeah. Since Buttercup is just a dirty hippy who never bathes anyway, she can keep them in her shower :)


Oh...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..

Ha.

I am sadly...a compulsive daily showerer...in the summer, sometimes 2 or 3....

I got a book on orchids. I will still kill it though...believe you me. But apparently they do like heat and humidity....and there are a scary amount of books on them...

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