anyways, i was curious what everyone else got for xmas. i know what mistress got, and i just got a bunch of shit that proves how much of a nerd i truly am.
a little green clean machine

clothes
faery shit
pic frames
a big fat book with every painting that van gough ever did in it
and an even bigger, fatter book that excited me so much when i opened that i almost wanted to do a little dance. the dog owners home veterinary hand book

everything that could ever possibly be wrong with your dog is in this book, what to do about it and how to prevent. i am a NERD. but if your dog is ever sick, you can call me and i'll know what to do, vet school here i come.