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Here I sit yober as a sudge...been at the bar for hours still haven't budged...drink it dry and let it fill....I just realized I got no money for the bill.....as I was thinking about running for the door...something hit me on the shoulder...it was the floor....lucky break my arm I mean...sued the bar got lots of green...so here I sit at my new bar yober as a sudge....no worries about the bill I own it Ill never have to budge.... :beer: :beer: :beer:
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Ok, that greatly amused me. Thank you. :) [[I'm left wondering though, could that a true story? At least partially? ]]

Very nicely done. I look forward to more.

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minor threat sheep_rarrr wrote:Ok, that greatly amused me. Thank you. :) [[I'm left wondering though, could that a true story? At least partially? ]]

Very nicely done. I look forward to more.

~Willow


based on a true story???No just a drunken fantasy...I think every drunk has had that fantasy before....but with a little luck of the irish perhaps one day..... :D
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:rofl:

That was very...inciteful...


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joe drunk??? when???
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That was fucking classic. :mrgreen:
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