Here I sit yober as a sudge...been at the bar for hours still haven't budged...drink it dry and let it fill....I just realized I got no money for the bill.....as I was thinking about running for the door...something hit me on the shoulder...it was the floor....lucky break my arm I mean...sued the bar got lots of green...so here I sit at my new bar yober as a sudge....no worries about the bill I own it Ill never have to budge....
We werent the nice boys they thought we were..we arent nice boys..we were fuckin nasty little bastards...and we still are...Sid Vicious
minor threat sheep_rarrr wrote:Ok, that greatly amused me. Thank you. [[I'm left wondering though, could that a true story? At least partially? ]]
Very nicely done. I look forward to more.
~Willow
based on a true story???No just a drunken fantasy...I think every drunk has had that fantasy before....but with a little luck of the irish perhaps one day.....
We werent the nice boys they thought we were..we arent nice boys..we were fuckin nasty little bastards...and we still are...Sid Vicious