This, currently, is the menu(subject to change at any time). TNPunkguy has been nice enough to provide the desserts from that time period.
Thanxgiving Dinner Menu
HORS d'OEUVERES
Mushroom Pasties
Jellied Pig's Trotters (LOL...just kidding

)
Fresh veggies
Sauce Aliper(garlic sauce for the veggies)
SOUP
Blank Desure(soup of eggs, cheese, & milk)
MEATS
Henny in Bruet(chicken in cumin sauce)
Sangler et Serfz Salez(corned beef with chestmuts)
Tartes of Flesh(groung pork pie with eggs & cheese)
SIDES
Isfanakh Mutajjan(fried spinach
Rapum Armatum(turnips baked with cheese)
Frumenty
Chyches(roasted chickpeas, boiled with garlic and olive oil)
BREAD
homemade ale bread
Mulled wine(this will be the ONLY alcohol that we provide)
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.