KILL ME...MAKE ME CEASE TO EXSIST
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:51 am
So........heres the rundown
i am now
* carless
* computer less
* money less
As i hate sympathy this is quite indeed not a plea for it....perhaps it is, it would be nice to hear people say...thats sad all this happened to you...at least to know people read my rants.....
Let's look at how it all happened
So my day starts ok.....i wake up, people want to see me.....they knock at my door saying hello we want you X. I thought that was nice. I then say...holy shit i waaaaay over slept, nice to know you care if i am alive....i gotta go.
Swish....to the bank
Coversation at said bank
me: HI...i want to deposit 150 of this and take 60 with me.......
woman at counter: ok.....account number
me:.........blahblahblah {what you didn't think i'd just thror my digits out didja?}
woman at counter: ok.....you are in the negative 279.56 you have to deposit all of this
Me: WHAT THE FUCK.....NO...NO NO NO
{at this point i went on a rant about not getting fucked...i've been a good boy and etc etc etc}
after pulling up a screen with my recent activity, it was discovered that my bank account has been "leaking" money to unknown assailent......after them asking me if i had been transfering funds via internet, or if i had taken several smaller amounts out via atm card. No....no i have not...these were taken out on thursday friday saturday and today...i woke up 15 mins ago, and the rest of the days i had better things on my mind......like sleeping, coughing up flem, trying to eat food i couldn't taste, and healing my self from the plauge.
so anyway- the end result is as:
40 dollars taken out 7 times over the course of the weekend. No 'said' person taking money out. all that can be done is closing my account {so much for the rest of my 750 universal monster checks} my account swipped...the 'niceness' of them letting me cash my checks out, so i can pay off former bank of car loan that money in bank should have taken care of when check went thru, and their assurence that "they'll find out what happened"
My computer went down sunday night, i leveled problem down to one of 2 things, motherboard dies, or processor dies. Both of which are under warranty still. I say...ok great- i get the warranty info, call the number.....and "warranty doesn't cover burnout past 3 months".......i see a trend......my asshole being a victim.- so to buy a new a motherboard and or processor is going to cost me, actually what i can buy the same system for.......
THEN......i'm like....gawd i just want real food..........not microwave, not wendys....so i subject myself to shoney's......yeah not best choice but bah-.....then on way home...car dies
Side of the interstate......my car dies
i start to walk back to exit to find payphone, and some crazy redneck guy, who kept talking about ...and i quote "those cawksaukers at whalmert.....tar rotation.....muh vans all wibboley wabboley" well at least he saved me from walking like a mile.....call my father, the mechanic supreme to come help....he does, car starts fine....he says dumbass, i go on my way....then car dies again in driveway...i kick it it starts again- it got me to Judas' will it get me home??
so with a day like this, i can only ask timmidly
* who cares
* what the fuck can go wrong tomorrow
btw i do apologize for posting a shout out to Judas earlier.....i've not played with new board enough yet, i was in a rush, and yeah.
* goes to run warm bath water and bust out razorblades*
AND i fucking wrote this AS judas
i am now
* carless
* computer less
* money less
As i hate sympathy this is quite indeed not a plea for it....perhaps it is, it would be nice to hear people say...thats sad all this happened to you...at least to know people read my rants.....
Let's look at how it all happened
So my day starts ok.....i wake up, people want to see me.....they knock at my door saying hello we want you X. I thought that was nice. I then say...holy shit i waaaaay over slept, nice to know you care if i am alive....i gotta go.
Swish....to the bank
Coversation at said bank
me: HI...i want to deposit 150 of this and take 60 with me.......
woman at counter: ok.....account number
me:.........blahblahblah {what you didn't think i'd just thror my digits out didja?}
woman at counter: ok.....you are in the negative 279.56 you have to deposit all of this
Me: WHAT THE FUCK.....NO...NO NO NO
{at this point i went on a rant about not getting fucked...i've been a good boy and etc etc etc}
after pulling up a screen with my recent activity, it was discovered that my bank account has been "leaking" money to unknown assailent......after them asking me if i had been transfering funds via internet, or if i had taken several smaller amounts out via atm card. No....no i have not...these were taken out on thursday friday saturday and today...i woke up 15 mins ago, and the rest of the days i had better things on my mind......like sleeping, coughing up flem, trying to eat food i couldn't taste, and healing my self from the plauge.
so anyway- the end result is as:
40 dollars taken out 7 times over the course of the weekend. No 'said' person taking money out. all that can be done is closing my account {so much for the rest of my 750 universal monster checks} my account swipped...the 'niceness' of them letting me cash my checks out, so i can pay off former bank of car loan that money in bank should have taken care of when check went thru, and their assurence that "they'll find out what happened"
My computer went down sunday night, i leveled problem down to one of 2 things, motherboard dies, or processor dies. Both of which are under warranty still. I say...ok great- i get the warranty info, call the number.....and "warranty doesn't cover burnout past 3 months".......i see a trend......my asshole being a victim.- so to buy a new a motherboard and or processor is going to cost me, actually what i can buy the same system for.......
THEN......i'm like....gawd i just want real food..........not microwave, not wendys....so i subject myself to shoney's......yeah not best choice but bah-.....then on way home...car dies
Side of the interstate......my car dies
i start to walk back to exit to find payphone, and some crazy redneck guy, who kept talking about ...and i quote "those cawksaukers at whalmert.....tar rotation.....muh vans all wibboley wabboley" well at least he saved me from walking like a mile.....call my father, the mechanic supreme to come help....he does, car starts fine....he says dumbass, i go on my way....then car dies again in driveway...i kick it it starts again- it got me to Judas' will it get me home??
so with a day like this, i can only ask timmidly
* who cares
* what the fuck can go wrong tomorrow
btw i do apologize for posting a shout out to Judas earlier.....i've not played with new board enough yet, i was in a rush, and yeah.
* goes to run warm bath water and bust out razorblades*
AND i fucking wrote this AS judas