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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:06 pm
by miz kitty
The thing I like about sex is that you don't have to think during it....you can just be. Okay, that was cheesey sounding, but seriously, it is an escape. Although sometimes the oxygen deprivation can lend itself to mild hallucination. Probabaly shouldn't have gone ther....nevermind.

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:17 pm
by Ray+Wendy
tat2jay wrote:
Ray+Wendy wrote:Not a thought, but an experience:

A point of view from between the boobies looking down and seeing my cat poke its head up between Wendy's legs.


ok is it me? i am trying to figure out what position that is, how does that work?

<confused


I was working my way down...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:18 pm
by tat2jay
oh i gotcha :D
woot

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:49 am
by pryjmaty
I made out the grocery list more times than i can count.

'Oh, god! Please don't let me throw up again!!!'

'Did he just fart?'

'I wonder if I squeeze hard enough if I could just cut his penis off?'

'He really should clip his nose hairs.'

'I'll bet if he washed his face more often, he could get rid of those disgusting zits.'

There are a zillion others that I can't remember right now, but all of the above thoughts were when I was married to my midget's sperm donor.

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:17 am
by SilentScreams
LadyIvanna wrote:I made out the grocery list more times than i can count.

'Oh, god! Please don't let me throw up again!!!'

'Did he just fart?'

'I wonder if I squeeze hard enough if I could just cut his penis off?'

'He really should clip his nose hairs.'

'I'll bet if he washed his face more often, he could get rid of those disgusting zits.'

There are a zillion others that I can't remember right now, but all of the above thoughts were when I was married to my midget's sperm donor.


HAHA I have had so many of those myself. The nose hair one epsecially... oh and the if i squeeze it hard enuff !!! Right on. :D

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:37 am
by Mother Mo
"Why am I doing this?" Thank goodness that was a couple of lifetimes ago... or at least it feels like it. :roll:

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:29 pm
by vicious_blood
judas gnb wrote:i must stay before i tell my thought that i was watching wrestling while having sex once doin to doggie so we could both watch ya know so anyway a cool move was preformed and i thought "oh im stealing that for this weekend"



....I...

yeah...
eww.

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:39 pm
by The Stormstress
OMG, iz he gonna puncture my lung with that thing?! :twisted: :lol:

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:12 pm
by sinful_fetish
judas gnb wrote:i must stay before i tell my thought that i was watching wrestling while having sex once doin to doggie so we could both watch ya know so anyway a cool move was preformed and i thought "oh im stealing that for this weekend"



Did you just say you were watching wrestling while doing it doggie style?? I..........um...........ok............



*andrea*

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:57 pm
by judas gnb
yea but mind you this was long before i met sarah this was with a two week fling and she was a freak

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:02 pm
by amazongoddess
no comment from the virgin corner...


yea but mind you this was long before i met sarah this was with a two week fling and she was a freak


Yeah...and so are you!! :D

It ain't braggin' if it's TRUE!

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:00 pm
by Scorptrio
No comments on my thought.... hmm.... I guess the problem with that kind of statement, no matter how true, people assume I'm exaggerating. Oh, well... you never know until you try.

Re: It ain't braggin' if it's TRUE!

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:38 pm
by pryjmaty
Scorptrio wrote:No comments on my thought.... hmm.... I guess the problem with that kind of statement, no matter how true, people assume I'm exaggerating. Oh, well... you never know until you try.


I was gonna be nice and not say anything, but since you insist on the attention......my first thought when I read your comment was, "What a fucking tard!!! He is soooooo FULL OF SHIT!!!!"

Oh well.

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:44 pm
by Scorptrio
Lady I wrote:"What a fucking tard!!! He is soooooo FULL OF SHIT!!!!"


I know you only have my word for it, but it's 100% true... and I feel really sorry for those men who haven't had a MO and women who haven't had MMOs. Mundane experience isn't enough - always find the ways to make the "impossible" happen.

To qualify all of this, at the time my partner was recently divorced from a man who had been her only lover ever, and he had given her only one orgasm in the six years they had been together. (and he freaked out on her when she had it.) I'd been watching "Don Juan DeMarco" a lot that year, and was convinced that he was on to something - you're only a great lover if you know you're a great lover. So it was the perfect partnership and the perfect time and yes, she had over 60 orgasms in less than an hour. Granted, it wasn't me, it was her with me which made this possible, but don't just assume someone is lying because it's outside of personal experience. You asked and I answered with probably the strangest thing I've thought at a time like that. I figured everyone thought I was making it up, which is why I posted again.

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:06 pm
by Ray+Wendy
The Stormstress wrote:OMG, iz he gonna puncture my lung with that thing?! :twisted: :lol:


BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:34 pm
by MadHatter
The strangest thought wasn't a thought perse. Was having sex after a jam session and had a difficult Bass riff going through my head till around my second orgasm, then I figured out how to play the riff.

At one point ( high school ) the most common thought that went through my mind was "I hope my friends don't leave us stuck out here without a ride home."

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:12 pm
by amazongoddess
Ya know...I'm noticing a stranger pattern. Either everyone that's posted has very busy lives....or the people you're having sex with are just very boring.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:20 pm
by The Stormstress
amazongoddess wrote:Ya know...I'm noticing a stranger pattern. Either everyone that's posted has very busy lives....or the people you're having sex with are just very boring.


WTF??????????????????????!

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:38 pm
by test0verride
hmmm..... hmmmm.... you know, i do not recall thinking anything. I always seem to lose all sense of space and time. I completely lose myself, completely in the act of giving pleasure.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:56 pm
by Ray+Wendy
amazongoddess wrote:Ya know...I'm noticing a stranger pattern. Either everyone that's posted has very busy lives....or the people you're having sex with are just very boring.


A 30 minute orgasm cannot be boring.