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pryjmaty
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by pryjmaty Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:00 pm
What is the strangest thought that you have ever had during sex?
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.
satanskitten
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by satanskitten Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:05 pm
Did I close my mom's garage door when I left KY this morning?
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TheInfiniteMonkey
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by TheInfiniteMonkey Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:01 pm
Oh shit! How do you do CPR again?
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Ryuu_Draven
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by Ryuu_Draven Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:22 pm
satanskitten wrote: Did I close my mom's garage door when I left KY this morning?
Awesome. LOL
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Ryuu_Draven
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by Ryuu_Draven Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:26 pm
satanskitten wrote: Did I close my mom's garage door when I left KY this morning?
Awesome. LOL Thinking about your mom during sex.
Edit: emmm..not a clue why it posted twice....and posted only half the first time...strange-ass internet.
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poisoned_star
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by poisoned_star Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:57 pm
Did we lock his door before we left his apartment?
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Russo
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by Russo Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:59 pm
Hmmm, what's his name again?
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Asher
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by Asher Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:17 pm
That doll is staring at me.
Scorptrio
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by Scorptrio Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:03 am
Was that her 54th orgasm? I'm losing count...
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judas gnb
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by judas gnb Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:18 am
i must stay before i tell my thought that i was watching wrestling while having sex once doin to doggie so we could both watch ya know so anyway a cool move was preformed and i thought "oh im stealing that for this weekend"
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SilentScreams
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by SilentScreams Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:34 pm
I always have strange thoughts during sex.... too many to list. For awhile it was the only time I had a captive audience with the ex-monster so that's when I would discuss anything I felt I needed to get off my chest or was important with him... ie doctor appts, bills, groceries, our son's progress in school, his deployments and field assignments.
BTW LadyI... you started this share yours
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LordHades
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by LordHades Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:29 pm
I wonder if that group of people walking buy is gonna tell the store manager..
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Mercurygriffin
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by Mercurygriffin Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:09 pm
"How did we get under the bed?"
Nigredo
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by Nigredo Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:41 pm
Mercurygriffin wrote: "How did we get under the bed?"
What the HELL !!!!
I would say, I wish she would shut up. I hate screamers.
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ArsenicAngel
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by ArsenicAngel Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:03 pm
math problems
sinful_fetish
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by sinful_fetish Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:06 pm
um where is the dog?
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iblis
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by iblis Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:23 pm
Now there is a new definition of the word, "Singularity"
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tat2jay
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by tat2jay Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:53 pm
hey, thats MY foot! (wiggled toes to make sure it was my foot)
Ray+Wendy
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by Ray+Wendy Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:02 pm
Not a thought, but an experience:
tat2jay
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by tat2jay Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:05 pm
Ray+Wendy wrote: Not a thought, but an experience:
ok is it me? i am trying to figure out what position that is, how does that work?
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