Happy Birthday, JC!

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How old is Junkie Christ?

a. older than dirt.
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b. old enough to know better.
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c. mice live in his rectum.
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Happy Birthday, JC!

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You're gonna be pissed, but I started a thread anyway! Happy Birthday, Baby!
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Happy birfday you old geezer :old:

Adult diapers for the WIN!!!! :poop:
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naa not pissed.

i selected mice live in my rectum.
because they do.
im so old my man yogurt is powered. and if i spit on it it turns to cheese. then the mice wanna escape to eat it. they get hungry, but i think i know why. given the alternative, i too would rather starve than eat shit.thats why they braid my taint-mohawk to escape.they swing out. singing tom jones songs in mice voices. Usually its "whats new pussycat". Oh their quirky assmice humor.


yummy.

when they are done we do a burlesque number to Whats new pussycat and We Are Family.
The mice dance in a circle around my butthole and dive in one after the other for the finale, a musical number to Be A Clown.

fuck im old
i think i just shit my adult diapers. i gotta stop snorting this viagra.

im two hours older than TNPunkGuy
and so are my mice.
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Happy birthday to you and your rodents!
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:lol:

Congrats on the anniversary of your birth. Someone should buy your assmice a drink!
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happy bday, my friend, im drinking one for you, sry i cant make it, much love to ya.....still working on a gift.....have fun

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happy birthday!

the mice shall soon be replaced by a cat named "Mr. Smith"
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Happy birthday! :twisted:
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Is that a mouse in your rectum or are you just happy to see me?

Happy B-Day Bro!
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Bone wrote:Is that a mouse in your rectum or are you just happy to see me?

Happy B-Day Bro!

both.
:twisted: :twisted:

thx everyone.
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Happy Birthday! Keep your assmice and geriatric pampers up man.
Yes, I have wished you were dead. You are just another face in the crowd, someone who brings me suffering, someone I truely hate.
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happy birthday p.s. armagedon mr. lemmywinks
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Happy Birthday!! Wish I could comee see you tonight, but it's a "Mommy" night for sure. Have fun, Sweetness!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JC!

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happy birthday! it was good to see you, sorry i couldn't stay longer!

miz kitty wrote:You're gonna be pissed, but I started a thread anyway! Happy Birthday, Baby!
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84% mice live in his rectum

lol happy birthday!

keep feedin them mice!
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At least its nice and warm and there is plenty to eat
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Happy b-day man. I sux well live at work on Thurs-Sun :(.

Have a drink on me when you wake up tdy. Hell have a 1/2 of a 1/5 man!


Now if I can find the shirt, I got in the Keys No Gerbiling, with the gerbil in duck tape, well you got me started. Man that was bad BAD well LOL....
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Happy b-day man, had a blast hanging and playing pool and shite.

Cheeese!

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Sorry I couldn't make it...next weekend.
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