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Vampire watermelons..

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:D

yes, well, there you go...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_watermelon

oo-kaaay.... :P

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you know..i find the idea of those..especially the rolling around on the ground and growling part..even more frightening than a humanesque vampire.

If i met a vamp that looks like brad pitt..im going to hump his leg...if i met a vampire watermelon chasing me down the street growling..im gonna shart myself..sorry.
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:roofle: I'd keep it as a pet to scare away door to door salesmen. Hahaha!
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Asher wrote:you know..i find the idea of those..especially the rolling around on the ground and growling part..even more frightening than a humanesque vampire.

If i met a vamp that looks like brad pitt..im going to hump his leg...if i met a vampire watermelon chasing me down the street growling..im gonna shart myself..sorry.


eew, you said shart.
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I vant to suck your melons!

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/uncyclopedi ... Watermelon
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This article is a stub. The article submitter may also have been smoking crack.


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badkiity wrote::roofle: I'd keep it as a pet to scare away door to door salesmen. Hahaha!


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I think that would be a fucking adorable pet.
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hey you know i think thats where they got the theme "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" "our studies have shown that tomatoes are actually fags....." "ummm i think that he meant fruits" :shock:
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Because what's the point of having cake when you aren't able to savour and enjoy every tastey morsel it has to offer you.....
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Viking Watermelon

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Watermelon pop rocks

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Watermelon pig

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Jack-o-Watermelon

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and this


......but no vampires were found.
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