The Incredible World of Navel Fluff

badkiity · Post by **badkiity** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:05 pm

http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html

The incredible world of Navel Fluff. I'm still wondering why someone would be compelled to actually keep the stuff they find in their belly button.
:puke:

Silent Huntress · Post by **Silent Huntress** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:28 pm

WTF! This guy really needs to get a life or at least a girlfriend. How desperate, bored or just really stupid do you need to be to collect navel lint? :shock:

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:41 pm

You can collect your navel lint and still have a life.. You cannot, however, simultaneously collect your navel lint, run a website about your navel lint AND still have a life.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:55 pm

Silent Huntress wrote:WTF! This guy really needs to get a life or at least a girlfriend. How desperate, bored or just really stupid do you need to be to collect navel lint?

I'm kinda thinking the fact that he collects navel lint (or would even consider it) is hindering his chances at getting a girlfriend...at leaste one that isn't a blow up doll.

Silent Huntress · Post by **Silent Huntress** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:01 pm

Never thought about it that way, but you're probably right. What a loser!

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:00 pm

Ummm...this individual needs to get laid...or drunk.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:38 pm

vicious_blood wrote:
Silent Huntress wrote:WTF! This guy really needs to get a life or at least a girlfriend. How desperate, bored or just really stupid do you need to be to collect navel lint?

I'm kinda thinking the fact that he collects navel lint (or would even consider it) is hindering his chances at getting a girlfriend...at leaste one that isn't a blow up doll.

Ditto........and ew.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:25 pm

hey, store up enough of it, and you can build a campfire... or insulate your house!

badkiity · Post by **badkiity** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:42 pm

Yucky. That would be a stinky fire. * Cringe* :cat:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:46 pm

hey, you could also store it up and eat it if you were ever hungry. while i'd imagine it's not the most nutritious, i bet it'd be high in fiber. :mrgreen:

badkiity · Post by **badkiity** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:58 pm

iblis wrote:hey, you could also store it up and eat it if you were ever hungry. while i'd imagine it's not the most nutritious, i bet it'd be high in fiber.

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:09 pm

you know i was hungry a minute ago but i belive you've just swayed my appetite.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:59 pm

cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:you know i was hungry a minute ago but i belive you've just swayed my appetite.

Heh...at leaste navel lint is a good weight-loss method.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:35 pm

vicious_blood wrote:
cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:you know i was hungry a minute ago but i belive you've just swayed my appetite.

Heh...at leaste navel lint is a good weight-loss method.

yeah, kind of like nicorette gum, but for appetite. just chew a little bit, and you're not hungry anymore.

:woot: