Ok, so who the fuck was that guy last night?
Anyone know?
Have any theories on him? LOFL.
He approached our table a few times...pretty much asked what he asked everyone else.
Was it me, or was he originally sitting with the musclebound frat looking guys?
My theory is, he got a hold of some pretty awful, (or maybe wonderful, depending on how you wanna look at it) drugs, and thought for some reason he was a vampire. I mean, his pupils were fucked.
The first time he came up to our table, he asked if any of us had any black eyeliner he could borrow.
Okay, first, that is just nasty, you don't just let people use your fucking eyeliner, especially if you don't know them!
But, someone, somewhere must have given him some, because the next time we saw him he had his face painted up like the crow or some shit.
Hmm.
Odd.
So, do you know if there are any vampires present tonight?
I heard tales, but spoke not with him myself. Whether for better or ill I cannot say. I am curious though.. Perhaps we should ward the next Sanctus properly, with woven wreaths of holly and garlic hung from every portal. At the least, it would be festive for the season..
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oh, i did a major mind job on that guy.... muahahaha....
"Why, are you the Slayer?"
there was more... but I can't... I just can't....
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Damia_Thorne wrote:He probably would've asked me if I was Buffy the vampire slayer or something stupid like that since I don't look "goth".
I have to ask.... The real "Buffy" or that TV wanna-be..... ?
Kristy Swanson...... Mmmmmmm
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he kept approaching me asking me the same thing.
my initial response was something akin to burping at him and then saying all this garlic makes me burp. he didnt evaporate, i guess hes not a vamp. i told him to look for people in corsets stained blood red with human blood, purple blood stained bonings on the corsets, they should have blood dyed hair, and they should have fangs.
the rest of the night when he approached me id smile and say "red and purple corset man. stainnnnneddddddd in the blood"
my initial response was something akin to burping at him and then saying all this garlic makes me burp. he didnt evaporate, i guess hes not a vamp. i told him to look for people in corsets stained blood red with human blood, purple blood stained bonings on the corsets, they should have blood dyed hair, and they should have fangs.
the rest of the night when he approached me id smile and say "red and purple corset man. stainnnnneddddddd in the blood"
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vicious_blood wrote:Hmm. I didn't talk to this guy...maybe he...yeah nevermind...
Amazingly, he didn't approach me either... I'm usually flypaper for freaks.
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Buttercup wrote:Mistress Eve(L) wrote:He asked me if I worked at Hot Topic.
"No, but your close, most of their employees are pale white girls with dark hair and bangs, I can see your confusion."
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That is *so* not true.
hehe, yeah I know,that was scarcasm at its best.But on second thought............I think that might have been his attempt at a pick up line. Ewww..........
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Damia_Thorne wrote:Sir Diddimus wrote:Damia_Thorne wrote:He probably would've asked me if I was Buffy the vampire slayer or something stupid like that since I don't look "goth".
I have to ask.... The real "Buffy" or that TV wanna-be..... ?
probably the "TV wanna-be" since this was a frat guy, wasn't it?
LOL, good point..... He probably was still in elementary school in 1992.....
Don't worry..... I'm not cracking on you youguns, unless you're a frat daddy.....
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Sir Diddimus wrote:I have to ask.... The real "Buffy" or that TV wanna-be..... ?
Kristy Swanson...... Mmmmmmm
Remember kiddies.... Buffy is supposed to be a comedy....
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