FIND OUT HOW YOU DIE.........

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:37 pm

http://www.crucifictiongames.com/rogd.html

We regret to announce the unfortunate demise of Ligeia, who on the 5th of May of this year was accidentally shot by a couple of passing gremlins. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Make sure my Mom gets this ring!", while holding up her middle finger, just before expiring. Ligeia is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:46 pm

We regret to announce the disturbing demise of The Stormstress, who on the 7th of October of this year was randomly crushed like a grape by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring. The Stormstress is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.

kissmeblack · Post by **kissmeblack** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:55 pm

We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of Michelle, who on the 2nd of December of this year was meticulously completely consumed by the next-door neighbor. This unfortunate incident occurred in an anthill in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Cripes!" just before expiring. Michelle is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.

( I do say cripes a lot...)

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 5:16 pm

We regret to announce the unpleasant death of Lost Traveler, who on the 3rd of March of this year was helplessly vaporized by a couple of passing gremlins. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. Lost Traveler is survived by a goldfish. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 10:01 pm

We regret to announce the unfortunate demise of The Fallen, who on the 3rd of May of this year was helplessly cannibalized by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Stand back! I'm a professional!" just before expiring. The Fallen is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 10:34 pm

We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of lovechild, who on the 2nd of February of this year was accidentally cannibalized by Gizmorlag the Slug Demon. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. lovechild is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

Xerxes · Post by **Xerxes** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 4:30 am

We regret to announce the untimely demise of Xerxes, who on the 30th of October of this year was brutally cannibalized by several zombies. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "This SUCKS!" Xerxes is survived by several "houseplants". Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.

blindboy · Post by **blindboy** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:27 am

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Syndrome

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:33 am

We regret to announce the unpleasent passing of RavenLunatic, who on the 7th of October of this year was delicately crushed like a grape by a deranged axe-murderer. This unfortunate incident occured in a murkey swamp in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring. RavenLunatic is survived by Gladys Happyfoot a trained chimpanze. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

:lol:

Sounds like something I would say!

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:41 pm

We regret to announce the unpleasant passing of satanskitten, who on the 2nd of July of this year was carefully crushed like a grape by a homicidal maniac. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Does anyone have a band-aid?" just before expiring. satanskitten is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

a bunch of cats...well sounds about right

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:42 pm

We regret to announce the disturbing passing of the mighty mother fucking JC, who on the 4th of June of this year was brutally crushed like a grape by a couple of passing gremlins. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. the mighty mother fucking JC is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

hey i only had 19 gerbils and i miss em....... :-(

lol

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:53 pm

We regret to announce the unfortunate death of white_darkness, who on the 19th of July of this year was meticulously ground to powder by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in an anthill on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "This SUCKS!" just before expiring. white_darkness is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.

Hey, that actually sounds like me.

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:06 pm

junkie christ wrote: the mighty mother fucking JC is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

hey i only had 19 gerbils and i miss em.......
lol

they miltiply quickly, just go with it, ok?

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:11 pm

We regret to announce the disturbing demise of Scarecrow, who on the 7th of April of this year was callously minced by a couple of passing gremlins. This unfortunate incident occurred in an adult bookstore on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Did you hear something?" just before expiring. Scarecrow is survived by four sisters and a mule. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.

Relik · Post by **Relik** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:38 pm

We regret to announce the disturbing demise of relik, who on the 3rd of February of this year was callously shot by an angry old woman. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Cripes!" just before expiring. relik is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:30 am

We regret to announce the unpleasant passing of Codeine Coma, who on the 4th of June of this year was helplessly completely consumed by a ferocious werewolf. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. Codeine Coma is survived by some large debts. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

Reverend_ Hate · Post by **Reverend_ Hate** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 1:50 am

We regret to announce the unpleasant passing of Rev. Hate, who on the 1st of June of this year was delicately completely consumed by a deranged axe-murderer. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile at the foot of the Statue of Liberty. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Not my new shirt!" just before expiring. Rev. Hate is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

lol I would so be pissed about my new shirt

Ashes · Post by **Ashes** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:32 pm

We regret to announce the untimely demise of Ashes, who on the 4th of June of this year was viciously completely consumed by a nasty orc. This unfortunate incident occurred in an adult bookstore at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring. Ashes is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 2:36 am

We regret to announce the disturbing death of TiredUnhappy, who on the 7th of July of this year was viciously buried alive by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. TiredUnhappy is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.

Or.... with my real name...

We regret to announce the untimely passing of Winsley, who on the 2nd of May of this year was randomly cannibalized by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Elvis, here I come!" just before expiring. Winsley is survived by a yellow lab named "Scurvy". Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month.

I didn't know which was worse...or better...had to post them both 8-)