Piratey Goodness for you Consumption

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Piratey Goodness for you Consumption

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The Pirate Supply Store at 826 Valencia in SF.

"Definitely one of the top five pirate stores I've been to recently."
-- David Byrne
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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But....I don't have consumption....It is just a cold.
Q: What do pirates from India call their flag?

A: The Jolly Raja
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Consumption? What is this? the shipwrecked version of Cannibal the Musical?
Oh sad is the world. but I have Kavorkian's scarf.
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I'll kill anyone who gets in the way of me killing anyone...

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Arrrrrrr
I just Shanghaid Conjuction Junction and made off with and, but, and or...

beware the bloody run-on sentence

*teeth*
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Post by MahoganyDawn »

*swoons at all the pirates*
May your dreams be the future you could have had, and your nightmares be the realization that you destroyed your chance to make it reality.
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Post by marauder »

ahh! me too, me too! another pirate swooner here!
I don't get laid.
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