Dawkins On Santa

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Dawkins On Santa

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Not Really. It's actually just another gret piece from McSweeny's

Funny, none the less.

Particularly to me, since I've told my kid out right that Santa is make-believe.
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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