This one is for The Fallen.....

Francesca · Post by **Francesca** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:05 pm

As Fallen always speaks so forsoothly:
The Random Shakespeare Insult Generator.
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

Some of my favorites:

There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.

Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.

Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.

Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking.

My apologyies if someone has posted this recently, but I don't recall seeing it since I joined.

Francesca

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:12 pm

this reminds me of the random pirate insult generator module, for perl.

both rock my socks off.

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:05 pm

Bah, Shakespeare has nothing compared to Brunching Shuttlecock's Goth Quote generator

MUHAHAHAHA!