A Message From.......

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Tue May 30, 2006 10:56 pm

I WILL GO DOWN ON YOU AND MAKE YOU EXTREMELY HAPPY

BUT ONLY LONG ENOUGH UNTIL YOU THINK IT'S GONNA GET BETTER -

THEN I'LL COME BACK UP AND FUCK YOU LIKE NO OTHER.....

SINCERELY YOURS,
GAS PRICES

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Wed May 31, 2006 10:07 am

I got that same message in a text on my phone from my friend's wife. Freaked me out cause on my phone it showed everything except the sincerely yours at the bottom. lol

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:14 am

im in the market now for a new vehichle...i was thinking scion....i hope i spelled that right, if not then a ford fusion.....my damn monte carlo gets at best 18 mpg....and the probe i race, so i dont even want to know my fuel milage

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:43 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:im in the market now for a new vehichle...i was thinking scion....i hope i spelled that right, if not then a ford fusion.....my damn monte carlo gets at best 18 mpg....and the probe i race, so i dont even want to know my fuel milage

nissans are good cars.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:20 pm

i almost shat myself when i read this. then i caught the signature..

you teasing bastard.

Lady A · Post by **Lady A** » Wed May 31, 2006 9:36 pm

Well, you know, the gas nozzle is awfully phallic! LOL

Promise?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed May 31, 2006 9:54 pm

Lady A wrote:Well, you know, the gas nozzle is awfully phallic! LOL

Promise?

you heard the lady, brain: give her some gas!

*chokes on his sammich*

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:16 pm

iblis wrote:
Lady A wrote:Well, you know, the gas nozzle is awfully phallic! LOL

Promise?

you heard the lady, brain: give her some gas!

*chokes on his sammich*

Ill strap her up to my Nortictrack..

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:17 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:im in the market now for a new vehichle...i was thinking scion....i hope i spelled that right, if not then a ford fusion.....my damn monte carlo gets at best 18 mpg....and the probe i race, so i dont even want to know my fuel milage

No! Volvo...... we can get you a sweet used one......

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:09 pm

Dark Elf wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:im in the market now for a new vehichle...i was thinking scion....i hope i spelled that right, if not then a ford fusion.....my damn monte carlo gets at best 18 mpg....and the probe i race, so i dont even want to know my fuel milage

No! Volvo...... we can get you a sweet used one......

the only volvo that ill ever drive is a damn rig....god that sounded so southern.....*loads one round, looks down barrel, BANG*

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:46 am

Yup. Drivin down 40, runnin out of Money, runnin out 'o' luck..... crusin down 40 and I dont give a fuck.