"Pointless-Fuckin-Whatever.com"

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:22 pm

"Pointless-Fuckin-Whatever.com"
By: 4X541N7

Lost...
We all need the answers...
Searching for something...

Vast...
It seems so impossable...
So intimidating...

Fail...
Research is obsolete...
Now depleting...

Fuck...
Photographs...
To paint my mind

8,058,044,651
Searching, searching, searching
For pointless-fuckin-whatever.com

More...
Dominating the scenery...
With grotesque imagery...

Kids...
Need no sex education...
Just 5 minutes on the internet...

Baby...
Show me what a little whore you are...
Take it hardcore...

Porn...
It's my destination...
Google is the god I pray...

8,058,044,651
Searching, searching, searching
For pointless-fuckin-whatever.com

Type it all in...
Where do I want to go...
What the fuck am I looking for...
Take it all in...
Where do I want to be...
I want to be looking at porn...

I'm feeling lucky...

8,058,044,651
Searching, searching, searching
For pointless-fuckin-whatever.com

Side Note: This was a challenge to write a song about Google.com...Just so you know...

CodePoet · Post by **CodePoet** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:27 pm

I like it

Reminds me of Jethro Tull's, dot com "I'll be yours - yours, dot com. ".

So how to you read/sing "8,058,044,651" ?

And if you are really having trouble finding porn on the net, then you are doing something very, very wrong =p

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 5:03 pm

CodePoet wrote:So how to you read/sing "8,058,044,651" ?

You read it..."8 billion, 58 million, 4 thousand, 6 hundred, & 51..."
That's why the line after it is so long...

CodePoet wrote:And if you are really having trouble finding porn on the net, then you are doing something very, very wrong =p

It was the first thing that I could think of...that would make a decent song...

BTW...Thanx for the comments...

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:40 am

*starts clapping*

lmao

that was so wrong. yet...so genius.

oh, btw...I never got that email to either of my mailboxes. :-?

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:28 pm

Genius?...That's odd...Thanx...

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:24 pm

Coor wrote:Genius?...That's odd...Thanx...

hey babe, me thinks you posted under the wrong name.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:41 pm

heh...Trev you and I must think exactly alike...

I was laughing at the idea of that being "genious..."

But the time frame that in which you wrote it...with that topic...

well...That's damn impressive none the less...

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:49 pm

Coor wrote:Genius?...That's odd...Thanx...

This is from me...Sorry...Just want to clairify...

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:16 pm

Very Cool

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:29 am

4X541N7 wrote:
Coor wrote:Genius?...That's odd...Thanx...

This is from me...Sorry...Just want to clairify...

yeah, I figured as much based on the phone conversation.

I suppose my "genius" remark was based on the fact that random guy asks you to write a song, and picks google as the topic...and you just sort of threw that shit out. I just found it quite amusing, but the fact that he would think it was "legit" and talk about using it is what made it impressive. :roll:

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dude, what are you british? you spell it "genius". :lol:

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:42 pm

Update....

The music for the chorus & bridge are done...Along with vox...It's DAMN good...

Side Note: The music is being done by Sexcopter Rul...