Mountain Dew for Goths.

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 11:39 am

http://www.mountaindew.com/pitchblack/i ... ?or=md.184

Really. Black, highly caffeinated beverage.

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:52 pm

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 8:48 pm

Drink a case of that, then take pictures of your poop.

Only then will you understand why it's called.. PITCH BLACK!

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 4:02 am

Damn....and I can't have caffiene any more.... :cry:

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:57 am

neat ...im drinking the regular kind right now...

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 12:57 pm

has anyone seen this for sale yet?

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:00 pm

Yes. Saw it in K-mart the 19th. Crossville's K-mart, so there's bound to be someone selling it in Knoxville.

Post by **Bone** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 2:07 pm

I want some too.... but what I REALLY want is some "Jolt" Cola
all the sugar and twice the caffine... anyone know if it's available anywhere here in Knoxville?

Vachy · Post by **Vachy** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 2:12 pm

I think Jolt is long gone...

What is this pitch black stuff flavored like? Because if it's blackberry or some such, I will be crazy stocking up on this... Mmmmm.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:14 pm

Bone wrote:I want some too.... but what I REALLY want is some "Jolt" Cola
all the sugar and twice the caffine... anyone know if it's available anywhere here in Knoxville?

I've yet to see it, else I'd have bought it in bulk.

However, if you want it delivered.... here you go. All the Jolt™ you can safely ingest... and possibly more. :mrgreen:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:17 pm

Vachy wrote:I think Jolt is long gone...

What is this pitch black stuff flavored like? Because if it's blackberry or some such, I will be crazy stocking up on this... Mmmmm.

Jolt™ is so not long gone.

It's just not available in stores in Crotchville.

Er, Knoxville.

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:51 pm

Vachy wrote:What is this pitch black stuff flavored like? Because if it's blackberry or some such, I will be crazy stocking up on this... Mmmmm.

It said grape. I didn't get any to test and see how grape-y it is- I'm holding out for it to show up in a vending machine. That way, if it sucks I don't have nearly two liters or 11 cans left over.

Vachy · Post by **Vachy** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:26 pm

Grape is good, but kinda dissapointing.

Thanks Iblis! I thought it was dead.

Peejthejeep · Post by **Peejthejeep** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 12:21 pm

I tried it, being the corporate whore I am, and I have to say ewwww.
I have a full two liter now of yuck!
I am a grape soda fan but this one is like nothing else I have tasted.

Vachy · Post by **Vachy** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:31 pm

I tried some today. It's weird. Not exactly grape. Kinda like you mixed cheap grape soda with mountain dew, or something. But somehow good? I dunno.

...that was really unhelpful, lol.

div · Post by **div** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:24 pm

Going with the theme of old school beverages. The Original Formula Dr Pepper in glass bottles, made with Cane Sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:37 pm

div wrote:Going with the theme of old school beverages. The Original Formula Dr Pepper in glass bottles, made with Cane Sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.

That's very tempting!

Space Traveler 9 · Post by **Space Traveler 9** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:46 am

That's great. It seems to be on the same level as a drink here in West Hollywood called Gay Fuel. Fucking hilarious.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:13 am

Black caffiene. where do I get these injections? :twisted:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:00 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:Black caffiene. where do I get these injections?

Usually, you get them in the butt.

:shakin:

Mountain Dew for Goths.

Mountain Dew for Goths.

Pitch Black