Who accepts the Junkie Christ as thier personal saviour?

Vampilot · Post by **Vampilot** » Sun May 11, 2003 4:03 pm

Jut thinking how cool it would be to start our own religion.. Collect money for the needy..(us) do good things for the community.. (KG) and all that nice, gooey crap.... Who's w/me????

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun May 11, 2003 4:05 pm

oh dear god.
rename this dave......
hahahah
throw this in some other thread.....
im actually embarased.....
ha.
if i had an ego id eat my own shit and dance right now........
but no shit i could and ive thought about it......
esp if i had people in on it with me......
ok ill do it.... but i gotta recruit some ladies for some special sermons......

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sun May 11, 2003 4:19 pm

I accept the Junkie Christ as my personal savior and bend over er.. bow down before him... :lol:

Vampilot · Post by **Vampilot** » Sun May 11, 2003 4:55 pm

Ahh!

Now that I have a fellow disciple.... what shall we call this 'new religion'???

Gonistic?

that's the only one I can come up with so far...

V

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sun May 11, 2003 4:57 pm

I freely accepted the junkie_christ as my own personal saviour. Dear christ, please send me a boy-toy! I promise to be mean and spank him everyday.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sun May 11, 2003 5:11 pm

The Blankie said that he will accept the junkie_christ as personal saviour....provided he shows up at our door with 12 bottles of single malt scotch....his acceptance doesn't come cheap.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sun May 11, 2003 7:21 pm

Vampilot wrote:Ahh!

Now that I have a fellow disciple.... what shall we call this 'new religion'???

Gonistic?

that's the only one I can come up with so far...

V

I Like the way that sounds...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun May 11, 2003 7:22 pm

now i know why dave asked me, if you had a relgion, what would it be?
just for the record, i had nothing,
AND I MEAN NOTHING to do with this thread........
or the ask_J_C thread............
but thank you all..........
your welcome as i can saint you all if you like?
outside of you, my Disciples, and let the masses (asses) bend over..

reponses=

for the current teachings, initates can read here or in the random J_C thread......
we shall work this positions in the church....
im pasoring/christing i guess..... as long as im NOT god...... that job is taken..... i do believe in some sort of god remember.....

vampy...... haha... im still embarrassed. your the right hand man... the unsuspecting lynch pin, and the binding glue. your the voice. the word. the clerk. the saint of travel. your beyond Disciple status, for the religion cannot function without you...

nem...... your my left hand black..... angel of death. saint of killers... we can hook blades to drum sticks for ya.... you are the Disciple of the assless pale white bois... when one of them/us says thank god after their look getting them ass, you relay the message.....

lady I.....angel of punishment, now when the slave boi crys for mercy, whereever the slave may be.. they are praying to you.... i dub you the Disciple Dom......
when our numbers grow, they will be at your mercy to choose... you must go spread the word.....

doc......as soon as we get some funds raised, we shall bring your offering... we can leave you as the saint of scotch if you like??? leave that one up to you.. glad youve recovered again by the way. il lieu of your well recovery, you get your pick..... but i will adjust it some....

and people ask you way it rains, say the angels are crying. when they ask why.... say because you masturbated so much last night they had to distract you........

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun May 11, 2003 7:34 pm

Nemesis wrote:
Vampilot wrote:Ahh!

Now that I have a fellow disciple.... what shall we call this 'new religion'???

Gonistic?

that's the only one I can come up with so far...

V

I Like the way that sounds...

what should we call it?
Gonistic.....
hehe.....
its a work in progress......
id say call members goners.....
call the church the gone......
call the religion gonistic....
how many references for the band can we get into one religion?
the really SAD thing that breaks the humor of this for me is that i REALLY do want to build a subculture/cult of my members and our fans to promote our ideas ( the ideas of the people who get involved as members or fans or people who want to work with us in some way... other artists that see like we do)...
its very cultish but with no theories of religion what so ever involved into it..... i just want to make a ring of people across the nation who can interact and trade ideas with people in a way they normally cant..... throw up website (s), a bbs, and a hosting serivce for writing, mp3s, and art.....
this way we can also draft from the people involved to do OUR art and have a selection of artists in our vein and everything can still keep ideas... we dont end up paying as much for art because its advertising for free for the people we get invovled....
these are all the details i can disclose at this time and its really dangerous for me to even say that much, so will edit this portion away later.... ive had my ideas stolen by a few already........
but your starting to see why i tell people why thats unlike anything thats been tried yet...
add that with the style of music and stage show with the performers and all....
it will be a force to be fucked with.....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun May 11, 2003 7:39 pm

actually correction:
when we do launch all the bands shit as a site for the online community of goners, i at least know i have a group that will post in it.......
so i laugh again at it..

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Mon May 12, 2003 12:06 pm

furiously writing psalms and such...

the lord is my shemp, i shall not be in want of laughing.
he makes me lie down in great belly laughs,
he guides me beside dark humor, he restores my soul.
he guides me in the path of great humorists for his name's sake.
even though i walk through the valley of the shadow of reality t.v.
i will fear no boredom, for you are with me;
your schtick and your slap, they comfort me.
you prepare a quick comback for me in the presence of the humorless.
you anoint my head with paint; my plumbing overflows.
surely laughter and love will follow me all the days of my life,
and i will dwell in the house that shemp built forever.

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon May 12, 2003 12:59 pm

Dammit, Junkie Christ, I thought you'd just accepted ME as YOUR personal savior - what is this, the Norman Lear Religion Channel?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon May 12, 2003 1:01 pm

briarus wrote:furiously writing psalms and such...

the lord is my shemp, i shall not be in want of laughing.
he makes me lie down in great belly laughs,
he guides me beside dark humor, he restores my soul.
he guides me in the path of great humorists for his name's sake.
even though i walk through the valley of the shadow of reality t.v.
i will fear no boredom, for you are with me;
your schtick and your slap, they comfort me.
you prepare a quick comback for me in the presence of the humorless.
you anoint my head with paint; my plumbing overflows.
surely laughter and love will follow me all the days of my life,
and i will dwell in the house that shemp built forever.

and now im a fan of yours.....
wow....
neato! thanks.....
if youd like a seat at our little dance of disarray we could make you the disciple of psalms or something. you write it up. i love that shit man. haha. thats awesome.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon May 12, 2003 1:28 pm

JaNell wrote:Dammit, Junkie Christ, I thought you'd just accepted ME as YOUR personal savior - what is this, the Norman Lear Religion Channel?

i do think yer great and all... but i gotta meet ya before you can hit that level. i ask the same of all those in the savior business. hehe.
and no..... this is more like the preaching hours on BET.......
energy and no collection plate (unless its to Docs whiskey fund)..

::j_c to the crowd::
CAN I TOUCH YA? CAN I FEEL YA? CAN I HEAL YA? CAN YA BRING ME BLOOD TEST RESULTS AS RECENT AS POSSIBLE? IF ITS CLEAN CAN SHOW YA WHERE I STICK MY HOLY J-ROD IN IN THE CHURCH OF THE GONE......
cue david allen coe "f*ckin in the butt".......

sermon time:
"THRU THE EYES OF THE COURT JESTER LIES THE POWER AND THE KNOWELDGE TO DESTROY THE WORLD. WHAT DOES A COURT JESTER DO I ASK OF YOU? DOES HE JUST MAKE JOKES ALL DAY?
wouldwouldwouldwould ever ask why? it seems to you like he wastes his time till he dies......
BUT PEOPLE WILL ........tell the jester EVERYTHING. anything.SOMETHING.but never ever nothing.
eventually, he figures you all out. knows dirt on the world. and shows it constantly, hiding it OH SO CLEVERLY in his songs and dancing and jokes.
AND THE CROWD ASKS SO THERES A METHOD TO THE MADNESS??
my answer: the only reason you know is cuz i told ya. the only things you know about me i proabably sold ya. and when the shows over, the only parts of left..... thats how i mold ya.
thru the laugher of a madman shows the methods of a misunderstood genius. the joke noone gets become the light that never dies, the face that never cries, and tounge that never lies. it feels no need for any, because it wants to know all.....
salvation is a process.. just like brewing beer.....
the question is the quality of the product...
more later, line up at the alter, do your line, return to the pews.
its the ones you dont suspect that own the world in retrospect.

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon May 12, 2003 5:21 pm

junkie christ wrote:
JaNell wrote:Dammit, Junkie Christ, I thought you'd just accepted ME as YOUR personal savior - what is this, the Norman Lear Religion Channel?

i do think yer great and all... but i gotta meet ya before you can hit that level. i ask the same of all those in the savior business. hehe.

Don't make me invoke my earth-bound Mutant Antagonistic Unfriendly Lizard :jazilla:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon May 12, 2003 6:07 pm

JaNell wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
JaNell wrote:Dammit, Junkie Christ, I thought you'd just accepted ME as YOUR personal savior - what is this, the Norman Lear Religion Channel?

i do think yer great and all... but i gotta meet ya before you can hit that level. i ask the same of all those in the savior business. hehe.

Don't make me invoke my earth-bound Mutant Antagonistic Unfriendly Lizard

me thinks you are a weeeee bit possibly too attached to an emoticon...
how dare you have idols before me......

JaZilla · Post by **JaZilla** » Mon May 12, 2003 10:47 pm

junkie christ wrote:
JaNell wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
JaNell wrote:Dammit, Junkie Christ, I thought you'd just accepted ME as YOUR personal savior - what is this, the Norman Lear Religion Channel?

i do think yer great and all... but i gotta meet ya before you can hit that level. i ask the same of all those in the savior business. hehe.

Don't make me invoke my earth-bound Mutant Antagonistic Unfriendly Lizard

me thinks you are a weeeee bit possibly too attached to an emoticon...
how dare you have idols before me......

Respect my acronym!
And what exactly is a "Thier Personal Saviour", anyway?
Do Thiers need saviouring? Or do they taste fine with a light squishing?

:jazilla:

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Tue May 13, 2003 12:01 am

Hmm, since I brought the Junkie Christ amongst this flock of freaks and geeks, does that make me The Deliverer or some other nonsensical religious bs where I can gain power and influence?
:mrgreen:

Or do I get nailed to the cross instead?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 13, 2003 2:23 pm

JaZilla wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
JaNell wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
JaNell wrote:Dammit, Junkie Christ, I thought you'd just accepted ME as YOUR personal savior - what is this, the Norman Lear Religion Channel?

i do think yer great and all... but i gotta meet ya before you can hit that level. i ask the same of all those in the savior business. hehe.

Don't make me invoke my earth-bound Mutant Antagonistic Unfriendly Lizard

me thinks you are a weeeee bit possibly too attached to an emoticon...
how dare you have idols before me......

Respect my acronym!
And what exactly is a "Thier Personal Saviour", anyway?
Do Thiers need saviouring? Or do they taste fine with a light squishing?

"thier personal saviour" was probably a mispelling jazilla.......
calm down......... hehe.
jazilla, you are the guard of the promised land..... we can "sick" you on the mASSes.............

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 13, 2003 2:25 pm

The Fallen wrote:Hmm, since I brought the Junkie Christ amongst this flock of freaks and geeks, does that make me The Deliverer or some other nonsensical religious bs where I can gain power and influence?

Or do I get nailed to the cross instead?

HAHAHA.
yes it does.......
the fallen is the prophet......... pay him 10% of your acholol........ also send every 3rd virgin to him for approval.....
we wont nail you, instead i find we should let you nail others.......
power will come as we get some extra.....
inFLUence just makes a man a FLU.......
humperdy doo...