WORST SONG EVER~~~~~

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:07 pm

I vote its "Wind beneath my wings".....Had to listen to it at work last night, and DAYUM I hate that song.......and the titanic song by Celine Dion......pretty bed too. but I would listen to it over WBMW

Whats your worst song EVER?!!!!!!!!

:bangbang:

Monophonic · Post by **Monophonic** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:18 pm

I think you'll get alot of agreement on that Celine Dion song. If I could erase one song from music history that would probably be it.

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:22 pm

the darkness - thing called love

these fukkers should be killed with some piano wire around the throat!

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:15 pm

The one that drove me absolutely insane for 5 years in the Army, that was played at every club on every base and on the outskirts of every base, and I am quite certain is still being played to the delight of idiots who crowd the dance floor for it every single time. I'll give you a hint: It's electric...Boogie oogie oogie

littlepockit · Post by **littlepockit** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:42 pm

does this also include jingles and theme songs? if so, then the worst song ever is the barney song. if not then the worst song ever would be "tip toe through the tulips" by tiny tim.

although, i agree with s'crow-the darkness is very bad.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:44 pm

i agree with the Dion thing(someone should hang that whore), and the whitney song from the bodyguard, her version and Partons version. all three of those whores are like the no-talent charlies angels and should have NEVER HAD CAREERS.
divas died with Donna Summer. Period.
but the one shitty song to rule them all??

Abba - Fernando
others?as matter of fact hers some more careers that should have NEVER exsisted
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Evan Dando
The entire emo trend
All of reba macintire (Spelling?)any sum-41 or good char-suck.
Will Smith's rap career
Vanillia Ice's rap career
Most of Tori Amos's career.
That micheal jackson song from free willy
Nsuck, all of it
Spears, all of it
all the boy bands and bubble gum pop (but i do enjoy watching the Christina Gag-ulera video for dirty or whatever it is... yea id nail her like i was gonna win prize if i broke it)
and all new country (sans some Garth... he has a few good drinking songs. YEA I SAID IT FUCKER )
Dashboard Confessional
The grateful dead
Widespread Panic
Phish
The rest of the fucking jam band hippie scum... FUCK THAT.
anyone who writes sensitive music about their girlfriend dumping them... SHE DUMPED YOU BECAUSE YOUR A PUSSY FOR SOMEONE WITH BIGGER COCK THAT RIPS HER APART 4 TIMES A DAY, GETS OFF IN HER ASS, AND HE THREATS HER LIKE SHIT! AND SHE LOVES IT! WRITE MUSIC ABOUT THAT YOU DIRTY FUCKWAD!
oh sorry, moving right along.
Dokken
Winger
Poision
Pearl Jam
All those sensitive rock bands
nickleback
bright eyes
that mainstream socially acceptable punk and numetal trend
godsmack (i like alice in chains.)
disturbed (i like prong)
korn
limp bizkit
jay-z
puffy
j-lo
club music
whoomp there it is
the electric slide
any other stupid dance trend, like that macarena shit.
oh god i could this all day
ill stop with that.

and as far as the Darkness goes i dig most of the album. sorry scrow. i believe in a thing called love rammalammadingdonghitabong.....

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:12 pm

Don't worry, be happy. :evil:

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:16 pm

junkie christ wrote: others?as matter of fact hers some more careers that should have NEVER exsisted

Wow...Seeing that long list, I thought that I could play Devil's advocate and get in there and throw in my support for some band's "they've-got-artistic-merit-even-though-I-don't-like-them"

But I can't. Junkie, you are right they all must die, though I may, may amend the Dead's sentence to life without parole just for their exemplary public service in the field of herbal medicine.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:31 pm

Junkie I never thought that these words would leave my mouth, but *sigh* We have almost the exact same hatred for the exact same people. As a hippie I hate Phish and DC, although many would argue that I'm to young( and uptight) to be a hippie.
Well said statement.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:04 pm

Thank you J_C. That's utterly beautiful and I have to agree wholeheartedly.

Though what about the Guns and Roses covering Live and Let Die? The original was definitely more moving.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:24 pm

Well, I was gonna say anything by Nickelback (at the moment anyways). But Junkie already said it so now I feel like I'm copying. Oh well...

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 6:06 pm

i agree with scarecrow on the darkness...i hate that song

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:20 pm

Of course any of those nasty Dion songs....

The easy part... Just turn on Star 102.1 (almost everything on there)

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:27 pm

girl you will be a woman soon - Neil Diamond
girl you will be a woman soon - Urge Overkill
girl you will be a woman soon - 16 volt
girl you will be a woman soon - covered by anyone

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:40 pm

that stupid fucking milkshake song.....I hate it....it's sucks...but I do want to say one thing about the Celine Dion song My Heart Will go On, it's really beautiful when sung by Sarah Brightman and in Italian...otherwise Celine needs to die....

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:32 pm

99 Luft Balloons, Come On Eileen... and The Safety Dance.
Some songs just need a steak driven through the heart.

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:48 pm

california love-tupac and dr dre( i think)
big pimpin-jay z
the horrid desecration of kashmir that puffy daddy did.
as a matter of fact, ANYTHING BY PUFF DADDY.
and jay z

theres more, i'm sure.......but i have to work at the moment.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:54 pm

Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of My Heart
Danzig - Can't Speak (wtf is up with this song?)
everything by duran duran except for the chauffeur

X · Post by X » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:57 pm

I was with junkie until he said bad stuff about Dokken, and other various hair bands that tottttalllly rule ass.

Jake, i killed 99 luft balloons, middle of summer....and amazingly, (to my knowledge) since i killed it, it was never played, in the club environment around here, again......

I would also like to concur with the safety dance...i want it to die die die.

Last Caress- Misfits
ROck N Roll All Nite- Kiss

The titantic song sucks my balls

i also hate that fucknut Toby Keith....in general.....his carear prooves to me that i will infact one day make lots of money, cus ya know he did....and while i do realise god has a sense of humor, i can't understand how he has a carear.....or how infact people don't say jessus christ....what a fucktard

and most importantly (and i know i'm gonna take the shaft for this one) Magic Dance- David Bowie.....(allthought it is fun watching everyone run to the floor everything the fucking song kicks, and act like 9th graders getting to hear that "grindy" song at the school dance, and knowing you can get away with it.....or drunk middle age women at a make strip club when the village people guys come on)

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:21 pm

Unchained Melody- The rightous brothers...........makes me violent
All i wanna do is make love to you- Heart....makes me twitch
Get Low.........OK im sick of it.......make Lil Jon stop.....speaking of did anyone see the David Chapelle parody of Lil Jon.........YAYAH,,,,,,,WHAT????????????