March Skareoke Quotes...

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:40 am

... will be posted in the morning.

Good night.

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 3:11 am

*grins* Be afraid... be very afraid. ;o)

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:34 am

TimeLord, after singing- "This is where everybody claps."
Nemesis- "We're clapping on the inside."

Anon.-"Apparently, the cat wasn't dead yet."

Me, happily sitting between Sir Diddimus and Nemesis: "I"m a Stephen sandwich!"
and, regarding yet another Anoki song, "It's Anokeoke!"

Bone to Shadow Dancer - "I can't say I love you without being accused of being up to something."

Spam - "B, O, O, H, O, O."

Mahogany Dawn, regarding Bone's pitiful face - "You look like a puppy that got his paw caught in the garbage disposal."

Announcer - "Up next, Barry, X, whatever your name is..."
Judas- "Fat Bastard!"
Me, singing - "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back!"

Nemesis, regarding the current singer - "Anyone else care for a valium?"

Bone, singing Styx as Porky Pig - "I wook to the thea..."
Shadow Dancer - "If he ever takes on that voice in bed, I'm leaving him."

Sir Diddimus, loudly, after they played "Happy Happy Joy Joy" - "It's log, it's log, it's such a wonderful toy..."
Me - "Calm down, Spanky.
Nemesis - "The song is over - let it go, dude."

Crowd, to CelticSmith, after he's sung "I Ain't Got Nobody" - "That's So Goth!"
Rick - "But it feels so right!"

Bone, singing "Strokin'" - "Anyone planning on making love tonight?"
Shadow Dancer - "Not anymore!"
Bone, later in the song
"...and I never stop 'til she's satisfied."
Shadow Dancer - "Oh, really?"
Bone, after the song was over - "I'll be spanking the monkey and choking the chicken for a week after this."

Timelord & friend singing "Tiptoe Through the Tulips"
sounds of glass shattering behind the bar

Jinx and Mahogany Dawn, singing to AlphaKitty - "I smell sex and Kerri, here..."

ReddErin · Post by **ReddErin** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:42 am

Anon: "You wanna get out of here?"

Timelord88 · Post by **Timelord88** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:25 am

JaNell wrote:Timelord & friend singing "Tiptoe Through the Tulips"
sounds of glass shattering behind the bar

"

Hey, I was paid five dollars to sing that!!!! It wasn't my personal choice of song..... but a five spot is a five spot!!

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:30 am

No, really! It wasn't a comment on your singing, or the song - somebody really broke a glass during the falsetto.

judas gnb · Post by **judas gnb** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:33 am

*the opening to "open arms"starts*
the entire kg table groans as they realise im about to sing journey

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:57 am

I was really creepy to see the whole table singing along and swaying in time to the music. Lighters on high.

But nothing is quite so creepy as a room full of "goth" people bouncing up and down and singing "happy! happy! joy! joy!"

Guess this means we need to play it at Sanctus, Right after the Hokey Pokey!

I can't wait to see certain nameless greivous goths heads explode!

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:09 pm

celticsmith wrote:I can't wait to see certain nameless greivous goths heads explode!

LOL
Do you really want all the stuff that's in their heads spewed all over your good clothes?

~~~

Post your song lyrics, Rick.

Timelord88 · Post by **Timelord88** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:21 pm

JaNell wrote:No, really! It wasn't a comment on your singing, or the song - somebody really broke a glass during the falsetto.

Oh wow......I didn't hear that.......that's hilarious.....hee hee

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:50 pm

JaNell wrote:
celticsmith wrote:I can't wait to see certain nameless greivous goths heads explode!

LOL
Do you really want all the stuff that's in their heads spewed all over your good clothes?

~~~

Post your song lyrics, Rick.

I am certain that there will be more than enough advanced warning. That and three seconds into Happy happy joy joy I'll know to duck and cover.

I will post the lyrics once I get home, I have to download them from my PDA.

I sat in the parking lot for 10 furious minutes scribbling them in. Pity my delivery wasn't nearly as good as the idea of it was in my head.

shadow dancer · Post by **shadow dancer** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 3:15 pm

JaNell wrote:Bone, after the song was over - "I'll be spanking the monkey and choking the chicken for a week after this."

I don't know which one of us is in more trouble now: him for singing Strokin' or me for my quotes on that list. *giggle*

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 3:50 pm

After some rude comments about my performance.. I regret to inform you that last night was the first and LAST edition of Anoki-oke. *hangs up her mic*

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 4:59 pm

Damnit...I told X and judas they'd have to pay me to go to skareoke...now I'm kinda sad I didn't...especially seeing Nem's commentary and hearing I missed him sing!! :cry:

shadow dancer · Post by **shadow dancer** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 5:27 pm

And last but not least from the day after.

JaNell to Sir Diddimus (regarding his and Nemesis' performance of The Time Warp):
I remember now - that Rocky incident - You're the little guy who made us stand up and imitate chipmunks having an orgasm!

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 5:27 pm

Ok, part of my problem was that I remembered the song incorrectly and thus my parody was flawed.......oh well.

Here was my parody: "Joy was a girl"

Alberto was a Spaniard
Was a good friend of mine
Couldn't understand over half he said
But he made a lovely green fairy wine

And we would sing...

How dry I am..
How dry I am..
Oh what shame
How dry I am..

Its been said I love the ladies
And its true I've had my fun
But the talent pool here is getting rather thin
So I guess I'll make a Nashville run

And who did I meet?

Joy was a girl
She could dance and twirl
She may have laid the Devil And the Deep Blue Three
But she won't have sex with me

If I was the king of the world
I'll tell you what I'd do
I'd go and get George Bush a brand new brain transplant
And I Probably get myself one too

And then I wouldn't sing

Joy to the world
All Goth boys and girls
Joy and the Devil and the Deep Blue Three
Please someone kill me.

Here was the original for comparison:

Joy to the World

Jeremiah was a bull frog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine

Singin'

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the King of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you

Sing it now

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun
I'm a high night flier and a rainbow rider
And a straight-shooting son of a gun
I said a staight shootin son of a gun

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

You can see where I got turned around.

X · Post by X » Mon Mar 10, 2003 7:26 pm

Me to Bone after "Strokin":

Dude, I think you are gonna be strokin alot after that one.

ReddErin to me regarding my outfit:

Honey, you look like trash....were you going for that look?

Me to Judas before the journey:

If you try to hit high notes....your mic goes off...sing it like you have testicles

Anoki to Keri King of Slayer:

This song is for you {insert me switching songs so instead of Sex and Candy...we have Bitch}

Me.....stealing from DJ Paulie Paul

A public bus always smells different to a midget

me.....amazed at the happiness of a Ren & Stimpy classic......

wow....it actually worked

Me to Jinxie right after that:

i could play Log, or Don't whiz on the electic fence, but i don't wanna blow my load in one shot

Jinxie to me......

thats just marvelous

{Earlier in evening}
DJ Paulie Paul calling the next contestant

Next we have Capt Black Beard
Celticsmith: Um thats Blue beard.........
Paul: yah yah yah they're all pirates
Me: but his beard is blue.......well its black to, i guess it makes sense.

i want to thank everyone who came out for, the whole evening, half the evening, or even 5 mins......but at least they had good excuses........hey- you weren't there at all.....whats your excuse?

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:18 am

I didn't think it was possible for someone to quote themselves more often than I did...

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 7:47 am

JaNell wrote:I didn't think it was possible for someone to quote themselves more often than I did...

But, usually it was because we were asking you to write them down.
It doesn't matter who said them, just as long as they are funny and quotable.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:03 am

X wrote:hey- you weren't there at all.....whats your excuse?

i like music.

MahoganyDong wrote:After some rude comments about my performance.. I regret to inform you that last night was the first and LAST edition of Anoki-oke. *hangs up her mic*

i was afraid of that. just remember that 1% of the people who attend those things can actually sing. 9% are tone deaf. the other 90% are just retarded.

i think you've fallen victim to the larger slice of the pie. :roll: