
"What's this I read?
What's this I hear?
Seuss' birthday, this day, for 100 years?"
MahoganyDawn wrote:I was always fond of Green Eggs and Ham myself. It will always have a special place in my childhood memories.
Onibubba wrote:Dr Seuss was also a man that was a HUGE supporter of the interment of Japanese Americans during World War II...
...Dr Seuss' World War II political cartoons are collected in the book Dr Seuss Goes To War.
JaNell wrote:Green Eggs and Ham is the basis for a lot of parodies for me...
I do not like you Spooky Pete.
I do not like your stinky feet.
I hear your digits aren't discrete.
and so on.
It's too easy.
spookypete wrote:JaNell wrote:Green Eggs and Ham is the basis for a lot of parodies for me...
I do not like you Spooky Pete.
I do not like your stinky feet.
I hear your digits aren't discrete.
and so on.
It's too easy.
Not shredded in a box.
Not mauled by a fox.
Not set ablaze locked in a house.
Not with bubonic plague from a mouse.
I do not like JaNell here or there.
I do not like JaNell anywhere.
I would not tolerate JaNell or Cam.
I do not like them, Spookypete-I-am.
JaNell wrote:spookypete wrote:JaNell wrote:Green Eggs and Ham is the basis for a lot of parodies for me...
I do not like you Spooky Pete.
I do not like your stinky feet.
I hear your digits aren't discrete.
and so on.
It's too easy.
Not shredded in a box.
Not mauled by a fox.
Not set ablaze locked in a house.
Not with bubonic plague from a mouse.
I do not like JaNell here or there.
I do not like JaNell anywhere.
I would not tolerate JaNell or Cam.
I do not like them, Spookypete-I-am.
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I would not ship you in a box
I would not eat your brains with lox
I would not feed you to a fox
But I'd serve you stuffed with dirty socks.
Sir Diddimus wrote:JaNell wrote:spookypete wrote:JaNell wrote:Green Eggs and Ham is the basis for a lot of parodies for me...
I do not like you Spooky Pete.
I do not like your stinky feet.
I hear your digits aren't discrete.
and so on.
It's too easy.
Not shredded in a box.
Not mauled by a fox.
Not set ablaze locked in a house.
Not with bubonic plague from a mouse.
I do not like JaNell here or there.
I do not like JaNell anywhere.
I would not tolerate JaNell or Cam.
I do not like them, Spookypete-I-am.
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I would not ship you in a box
I would not eat your brains with lox
I would not feed you to a fox
But I'd serve you stuffed with dirty socks.
What's all this Dr. Suess stuff about SpookyPete? We all know he's really just Sam Bob Sponge Pants!
JaNell wrote:Spooky Pete
Shut up, Diddy; you're next after I'm through with him.
Your shape is square just like a sponge
Your head is full of soaked-up gunge
You from my list I'll soon expunge
I'll grind you up to beat and blunge.
spookypete wrote:JaNell wrote:Spooky Pete
Shut up, Diddy; you're next after I'm through with him.
Your shape is square just like a sponge
Your head is full of soaked-up gunge
You from my list I'll soon expunge
I'll grind you up to beat and blunge.
I will not play this game with you
I would not continue this with Sneed or Snoo
SirD you'll get yours too
Don't we have better things than this to do
I think we've had a good enough time
Getting poetic like this is a crime
I believe I'll have some Sprite with lime
Now I have run out of things to rhyme