
I woke up this morning and there was a jock strap under my rock. I don't even know how it got there, and it wasn't there when I went to bed. I think my brother-in-law put it there while I was sleeping. I woke up and was like "WTF?!" Yuck, nastiness. I was and still am completely grossed out.

My poor rock needs to be burned now.
Anyways, just thought I would share what happened to me.