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by TiredUnhappy » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:48 pm
I masturbate to ronald mc donald's pictures every night while listening to 'like a virgin' by madonna
Malakelle
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by Malakelle » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:51 pm
Well in that Reasoning I should never have to worry about it
Did I just say that? Opps, Well ummm Innocent I mean
Black Metallic
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by Black Metallic » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:07 pm
As a concerned citizen, and thinking nothing but the goodwill towards all KG's better half, I will certainly volunteer to promote better health for all the KG ladies.
No need to thank me, just doing my duty, ma'am.
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by Hardcoregirl » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:56 pm
*pencils out her mammogram*
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by scarecrow » Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:05 am
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
My Favorite line in that article.
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€
Le Codeine Coma
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by Le Codeine Coma » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:53 am
"Do not attempt to rid yourself of hostile enemies by leaping onto their heads. There is a good chance you cannot jump that high."
Lost Traveler
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by Lost Traveler » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:29 am
"But honey I just want to help you prevent breast cancer"
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QueenOfTheFlock
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by QueenOfTheFlock » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:38 am
I just love this doctors name "Dr. Inserta Shafteer"
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by Serenity » Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:52 pm
Do they even have med centers in Tennessee that provide mammograms? I figured they would just have priests that would circle around you and proclaim you are taken by the devil and then perform a leaching to rid you of the "evil spirits"...
Sorry, I am having an anti-Tennessee day....
I am also sad because my evil cat killed two of my birds...
Some days just suck.
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by msdelacey » Sat Oct 11, 2003 3:03 am
I am just so happy
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by celticsmith » Sat Oct 11, 2003 3:28 am
One wonders how they did this study....
...AND why wasn't I informed?
SO..........anybody looking for a health care assistant?
I have a rigid but flexible.......schedule!
So make your appointments today!
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pryjmaty
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by pryjmaty » Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:44 am
Dr. B.J. Sooner....eh? What an appropriate name!
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by Hardcoregirl » Sat Oct 11, 2003 8:17 am
Fake news pages like this rock. I wanna make some.
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