in case they feature you on MTV CRIBS

Post by **Arkady** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:36 pm

DJ and Promoter, Hellraver posted this on the BPM dj list and I got a laugh out of it so I thought I would share.

1. You don't eat, sleep or have sex, you "Get your eat/sleep/fuck on."
2. Whenever possible, end sentences with "at". Ex: "Dis where I make my
babies at."
3. It's not a "room". It's an "area". Ex: "Dis here the pool area." or "Here
go the kitchen area."
4. Cars & Trucks = Rides. Never call your ride a car.
5. 20's aren't denominations of currency, they are the rims on your ride.
They must be blinged out. (See #6)
6. Things are not shiny. They are blinged out.
7. Your ride needs at least one Playstation and DVD player integrated into a
seat back, visor, dashboard or all of the above.
8. They are not friends. They are dawgz.
9. On the day of taping, you must have a minimum of 8 to 10 dawgz kickin' it
in your pool, studio and theater areas.
10. One does not relax. One cheelz.
11. When you are kickin it, you are not playing soccer or angry at the dog,
you are having a few friends over for drinks.
12. Consider trading a Lexy for a pit bull, Rottweiler or other menacing dog.
13. Tattoos are a must. When choosing a tattoo, they must evoke memories of
someone you haven't seen in a great while like a dawg you lost or one of your
children.
14. Remember, the only woman worthy of respect is your "Moms". All other
women are hoochies and hos.
15. Build a sunken platinum basketball jersey humidor area.
16. During taping, try not to shoot any white chauffeurs. If you happen to
shoot a white chauffeur, try to make your visitors accessories after the fact.
17. The proper "Crib Touring Stance" is to hold your right fist in your left
hand and place both over your sternum. Hold your lips inside your mouth to
evoke a placid demeanor.
18. You may own any or all existing video game systems other than a Nintendo,
which is for beeyotches and kids. However, you may only own NFL or NBA themed
video games. (No one has ever said "This is where I get my flight simulation
on.")
19. If possible, breed or buy a chrome Rottweiler.
20. Fish tanks may only house piranhas or sharks (a.k.a. "The Rottweiler and
Domerman of the Sea")
21. Remove all books, computers and cats from the residence prior to taping.
(No one has ever said "This is where I get my read on." or "Dis where my cat
gets it's poop on.")
22. Self portraits aren't only for corporate executives and historical
figures! Remember, the bigger the portrait, the more respect it commands!
23. Two words: Black Lacquer
24. Keep the table in the formal dining area set at all times with gold,
chrome and/or diamond flatware.
25. Make sure you have at least two large rooms/automobiles that "You ain't
even go in/drove ever."
26. Bet on everything with your dawgz. Always win.
27. A pile of credit cards is not impressive. CASH ONLY!
28. When the MTV crew is leaving, be as rude as possible. Ex: "Now you've
seen the crib, you best get to steppin."
29. Most importantly, do not get too attached to any of this. You will not
have it in five years.

Bellovesus · Post by **Bellovesus** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:41 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That's great.

jane doe · Post by **jane doe** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:45 pm

alright! no i can be a true g-dog pimp playa! thanks for all the help!

falls out of chair and onto floor laughing

Post by **Bone** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:51 pm

Heh heh, More things to live by in my "GOTH THUG" Life
Gotta go get in my ride to head back to the crib now and cheel.

Peace out.. YO!

<Bone throws Knox Goth Thug Gang sign as he walks outta the forum griping his right fist with his left hand in front of his chest>

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:56 pm

So in the bathroom do you get your bath on? What if you only shower? Do you still get your bath on?

Do you get your shit on, in fact on the shitter?

If yo have vending machines in your house like Ice T, do people 'Get their vend on.' or do they just get their change on, so they can have a snack off the drop side?

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 7:40 pm

Dat was da bomb diggity, Yo!

::mutters to self:: I still can't pull that off, even in type....Damit!

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 8:22 pm

Just another reminder of why I hate MTV. :roll:

Still....it was amusing.

littlepockit · Post by **littlepockit** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 9:29 pm

i still dont know what bling is...

what the hell is bling????

im so annoyed by this term, by the way.

kimmie

rec|use · Post by **rec|use** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 9:42 pm

i'm playing with hellravers band "terrorfakt" and inertia
Sat. may 31 @ the liars club in tampa

is that tour gonna hit TN at all

Post by **Arkady** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 11:13 pm

Prolly not Knoxville but maybe nashville.

rec|use · Post by **rec|use** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 4:08 am

i'll keep checkin industrial nation and a few mailing lists
to see if its coming close
you guys should check out terrorfakt
its good shit

Post by **Bone** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:03 am

littlepockit wrote:i still dont know what bling is...

what the hell is bling????

im so annoyed by this term, by the way.

kimmie

As best I can decypher (who understands those rap guys anyway....) it is the equivalent of a "POW!" sound effect from the old batman TV show, only refering to the flash of light reflecting off a shiny surface of something expensive (ie gold chain, diamond tooth cap, $500 a wheel rims, ect) The end referrance being some flashy and expensive item. To add to that "Ching" would appear to refer to CA$H Money (and not the rapper) being the sound of a register opening. Now the question lies Why a register sound.... Knocking over the local 7-11 or just that a register makes best sound to referance money (hey Pink Floyd knew it and used it in the hit "Money")

There is your Goth Thug Lesson for the Day... I'm Bone reminding you to keep one hand your pants and keep reaching for the stars

littlepockit · Post by **littlepockit** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:10 am

thank you for the lesson, bone.

now i dont feel quite so stupid.

kimmie

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 1:39 pm

Bone wrote:
littlepockit wrote:i still dont know what bling is...

what the hell is bling????

im so annoyed by this term, by the way.

kimmie

As best I can decypher (who understands those rap guys anyway....) it is the equivalent of a "POW!" sound effect from the old batman TV show, only refering to the flash of light reflecting off a shiny surface of something expensive (ie gold chain, diamond tooth cap, $500 a wheel rims, ect) The end referrance being some flashy and expensive item. To add to that "Ching" would appear to refer to CA$H Money (and not the rapper) being the sound of a register opening. Now the question lies Why a register sound.... Knocking over the local 7-11 or just that a register makes best sound to referance money (hey Pink Floyd knew it and used it in the hit "Money")

There is your Goth Thug Lesson for the Day... I'm Bone reminding you to keep one hand your pants and keep reaching for the stars

'Cause when you gettin yo cash on, "CHA-ching!" (old-fashioned crank cash register hand motion, a sort of fist-holding a handle motion, forward then back - it made the register open).

X · Post by X » Sat Feb 22, 2003 3:21 pm

I'd be all like "this is where we remember canada at"....."this is where we watch the rasslin tapes at"......"Here is my 73 nova, slick ass ride"......"here's muh dawg JDS comin up the trenches in my driziveway"..."Nigga did i say you could stay for tea n bizkits??...nu uh take yo ass outta my crib....sheeeeeeit"

JaZilla · Post by **JaZilla** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 3:25 pm

Yo.
The crib. Ate it.
Werd.

BlackWidow · Post by **BlackWidow** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 3:54 pm

JaZilla wrote:Yo.
The crib. Ate it.
Werd.

Lol...