The Necronomicon

BearDragonLady · Post by **BearDragonLady** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:44 pm

but it is real, yep, i have a copy of it on my shelf at home and i can feel it and touch it and yep, i know it's a book... if not, well, then i would have to question my own existence, maybe i'm a fig newton in someone else's imagination, and then, well, i guess i should try out my powers, because someone is about to have a nightmare... mwuahahahahaha!
oh, sorry, back to the discussion

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:49 pm

BearDragonLady wrote:but it is real, yep, i have a copy of it on my shelf at home and i can feel it and touch it and yep, i know it's a book... if not, well, then i would have to question my own existence, maybe i'm a fig newton in someone else's imagination, and then, well, i guess i should try out my powers, because someone is about to have a nightmare... mwuahahahahaha!
oh, sorry, back to the discussion

Empiricism...

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:51 pm

BearDragonLady wrote:but it is real, yep, i have a copy of it on my shelf at home and i can feel it and touch it and yep, i know it's a book... if not, well, then i would have to question my own existence, maybe i'm a fig newton in someone else's imagination, and then, well, i guess i should try out my powers, because someone is about to have a nightmare... mwuahahahahaha!
oh, sorry, back to the discussion

LOL

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:24 pm

OK, this is the sort of thread I avoid like the plague, but I have to step in here and say that you shouldn't dis Crowley unless you've read everything he's done. Sure, he wasn't always 100% original, but nobody is. You don't have to be saying something new to be saying something true.

Read his "Little Essays Towards Truth" before condemning him as nothing but a "shock artist".

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:24 pm

I like that book.

Especially that really wicked, original spell.. how's that go? Let's see, translated into Engrish...

"May the mighty mountain fall upon you!"
"May the mighty mountain crush you!"
"May the mighty mountain shit on your doorstep and molest your cat!"

Yeah, that's it. Well, the gist of it, anyway.

Oh, and junkie and JaNell are right. It's fiction. Lovecraft at his best - post-mortem.

Silly gooses.

*goes off in search for a fig newton to chew on*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:26 pm

Ibbie and I posted at the exact same instant.

I think that's mentioned somewhere in the Necronomicon as a sign of the coming of Yog-Shogoth.

OmeGaDucK · Post by **OmeGaDucK** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:32 pm

iblis wrote:
Oh, and junkie and JaNell are right. It's fiction. Lovecraft at his best - post-mortem.

And...I was right as well. Blah.

As far as Crowley...I always did enjoy reading "Diary Of A Drug Fiend". That's a good read.
Not quite "orginal" for that time...But, hey! You spend about two weeks in Egypt all hopped on Cocaine and Herb...Searching for Enlightenment...See what kinda book you write.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:37 pm

OmeGaDucK wrote:
iblis wrote:
Oh, and junkie and JaNell are right. It's fiction. Lovecraft at his best - post-mortem.

And...I was right as well. Blah.

Hey I was one of the first to called out the silliness too!! Somebody pat my back!!! lol

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:40 pm

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:42 pm

Jack wrote:Ibbie and I posted at the exact same instant.

I think that's mentioned somewhere in the Necronomicon as a sign of the coming of Yog-Shogoth.

*hands Yog-Shogoth a towel*

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:50 pm

Buttercup wrote:

Holy Shit! I want that! :twisted:

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:00 pm

Well, super sexy Davey Havok of AFI and Son of Sam writes most of his lyrics about that stuff. :shrug:

I'm not even going to begin to discuss my religion or beliefs on a public forum though. (watch the star and see if it lands upright... :lol:

)

Anyway, I will say that after all the crap I've been through-NOTHING scares me anymore. :evil:

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:08 pm

Davey Havok scares me...

But I wouldn't mind him giving me makeup tips. :P~

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:11 pm

vicious_blood wrote:Davey Havok scares me...

But I wouldn't mind him giving me makeup tips.

I HAVE to beat JC to this:

his BOYFRIEND probably does his makeup!

:rofl:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:47 pm

iblis wrote:*goes off in search for a fig newton to chew on*

When you're done with that can I read it?

OmeGaDucK · Post by **OmeGaDucK** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:55 pm

Buttercup wrote:
OmeGaDucK wrote:
iblis wrote:
Oh, and junkie and JaNell are right. It's fiction. Lovecraft at his best - post-mortem.

And...I was right as well. Blah.

Hey I was one of the first to called out the silliness too!! Somebody pat my back!!! lol

*pats back*
There ye go.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:24 pm

Anyone for cover songs, ly'meriks, and general non-sense........Cuthulu loves you. :twisted:

http://cscs.umich.edu/~crshalizi/cthulhu-hymnal.html

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:47 pm

Chuthulu for President...
...Why vote for the lesser evil?

The Necronomicon

Is this book real or not?