my apologies to junkie for knocking over your drink when i practically jumped on you at the bar. junkie took it well though. maybe because i bought him another drink, but still.
how do you not be nice to the chick with lots of cleavage, wearing the "fuck me" boots, when she accidentally knocks over your jack and coke while giving you a big hug and kiss?

luv you junkie!
and heres a question, why the fuck did the bathroom reek of vomit all night?
my apologies also to anyone i may have shown my ass to, literally. i had new panties on, i was excited.

'some men wouldn't know a good thing when they found it, even if it sat on their face!'
'every time i orgasm, a faery gets her wings.'