WORST SONG EVER~~~~~

X · Post by X » Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:25 pm

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:ANd I REALLY dispise all of these new pop artists bastardizing old shit.
Puff Daddy- Kashmir
Nelly and Justin Timberlake Work it- (over back in black by AC/DC)
Jessica Simpson- I think I'm in Love (Over the music to "Jack and Diane")

Stop it!!!!! Your raping my childhood......just as bad as the assholes who remade He-man.....into a gaddam samurai warrior!!!!!! There are NO Samurai in Eternia OR Castle greyskull..........

oh hey look I found a cool link http://www.he-man.org
NEETO! Follow that link and you will see there are NO SAMURAI IN ETERNIA!

Actually...i would call Tri Clops somewhat close...and if we are speaking in Eternia PERIOD...i would go as far as calling Blade almost a samuri......a cyber samuri...but no less.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:26 pm

Dancing With Diaghilev wrote:And Journey.

oh dear god, how did i forget Journey, Kansas, Toto, and KC and the Sunshine band.
and the beegees........

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:50 pm

No one said Hanson's Mmmbop thingy? I would hardly call it a song, but yea.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:45 am

Coor wrote:No one said Hanson's Mmmbop thingy? I would hardly call it a song, but yea.

damn
i mental blocked that one
good one.

Love · Post by **Love** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 4:12 am

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

Anything Slayer, Primus, or ICP ever wrote.

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:03 am

Has anyone else heard of Dolly Parton doing a remake of Stairway to Heaven? You have GOT to be shitting me! Now THAT is what I call brutely rapeing a classic song!

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:34 am

RavenLunatic wrote:Has anyone else heard of Dolly Parton doing a remake of Stairway to Heaven? You have GOT to be shitting me! Now THAT is what I call brutely rapeing a classic song!

She must die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The_Ring · Post by **The_Ring** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:25 pm

Lovesong - 311

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:42 pm

Thanks Junkie, I saw that on 101 Reasons the 90's ruled, and al i could think is that it should be on the top list of why the 90's sucks.

Oh I got another on, "How Bazirre" by OMC I HATE that song!

Lovesong - 311

I don't care for that song, or the video with Shaq in it, but I like 311.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:45 pm

ANY Ace of Base song.

and Haddaway- What is Love

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 4:47 pm

The_Ring wrote:Lovesong - 311

I should have thought of that, we're griping about it over at nashville.

I'll always view those guys as talentless hacks, but it's a long story, of high school, women, a school dance team, and alcohol.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 4:50 pm

I have to admit it is the suckiest of their singles, but I like their other stuff. Like "Come origional," How the hell can you not like it?! It's so catchy! Ok, sorry I just turned it into Hanson. :cry:

*Realizes that there is a possiblity that 311 sucks ass*

Vachy · Post by **Vachy** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 10:42 pm

I'm hurt!

Oh I got another on, "How Bazirre" by OMC I HATE that song!

and

99 Luft Balloons, Come On Eileen... and The Safety Dance.

...I have a thing with scary one hit wonders. I hate them, but when they're gone, I love and miss them. Yes, It's sad. :oops:

The Darkness is mightily horrible, but in a hilarious way, so I can't hate it.

I can't think of anything I really hate, but...

Shoot me if you wish, but I can't stand Evanescence.

System of a Down murdered "The Metro."

The Metallica version is beautiful, but I can't stand the Blue Oyster Cult original of "Astronomy."

Little dislikes, no hates, sorry. I love music too much.

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:28 pm

As a conisseur of really crappy music, I have a couple of things to add. This just goes to show how incredibly bad some music is!

Anything by Rick Astley (in addition to looking like Alfred E. Newman, his music gives me headache)

Thursday (I am forced to listen to this CD at work. It sounds like some one beating a cat with a frying pan)

"I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by the Darkness (where do these hippies get off using a goth name like that? They sound like a cross between Stryper and David Hasselhoff)

That awful country song about America giving some one a boot in the ass. Regardless of anyone's sentiments on the war issue, I think we can all agree that song makes the entire nation look like a bunch of ignorant hicks. It's embarrassing. Maybe we should be using country music as a weapon.

kissmeblack · Post by **kissmeblack** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:51 pm

Vachy wrote:
The Darkness is mightily horrible, but in a hilarious way, so I can't hate it.

I LOVE The Darkness.

Shoot me if you wish, but I can't stand Evanescence.

Ugh, neither can I.

The_Ring · Post by **The_Ring** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 12:14 am

Aqua.....the band
Haddaway- "what is Love"
"bella"- Bauhaus........Im really sick o that song.......sorry take my goth card.I hate it.

jinx · Post by **jinx** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 1:14 am

the "i like pina coladas" song....it gets stuck in my head for fucking DAYS!!!!!!
hmmmm,what else..........
the new offspring song,i believe it's called "hit that"......SUCK.
oh,and that one song,how does it go? :roll:

oh,that "my name is jimmy ray "song......goddammit,shoot that guy.
also,salt'n'pepa's "whatta man".kill it.KILL IT.
for my last piece of input,spice girls,anyone?

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:28 am

The offspring are still around? They were weak in 97. I thought these things were supposed to crash and burn, and fade away.

Vachy · Post by **Vachy** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 7:23 pm

elton john...

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:13 am

These people should rot in Hell:

John Cougar
Vanilla Ice
Eric Clapton
Barry Manilow
Rod Stewart
Neil Diamond

And a special seat is reserved for Survivor, for that tune that drills itself into everyone's head, Eye of the Tiger.

:puke: