KG is not a dating site

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:06 am

Hey paladin......when I met kagome I wasnt even wanting a relationship, and she literaly fellin my lap. I know you have probaly heard this before, but sometimes internet dating can be as hurtful as real dating.

" remember, life is short. Live hard, Play hard"!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:59 pm

i know a shitload of people whove met people over myspace.

but i recommend just being yourself and talking to people.

footprintzinthesand · Post by **footprintzinthesand** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:33 pm

The better of the options is still actually meeting people out in "the real world" though... appearances can be deceiving... i've known people that acted kind and considerate over the net, met them, and over time found out they were really fucking heartless, low life pieces of shit... Of course that can happen whichever way you go about it, but it's alot more difficult to find a good person just by reading about them (which is usually half true/half false information) and seeing their photoshopped pictures... I don't think i'll choose to meet a guy from the net ever again... it's alot fuckin easier to sense and detect assholes in reality...

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:06 pm

Paladin656 wrote:I'm doomed. Not attractive and no personality. Where's my hiding rock? lol

Well I think your biggest stumbling block is gonna be your lack of confidence. You can be the biggest ugliest loser and if you think you are the shit, girls will too. Its strange, but if you think down on yourself its more likely females will too.

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:23 am

Paladin656 wrote:I'm doomed. Not attractive and no personality. Where's my hiding rock? lol

All the good rocks are taken, by me.
:banana:

Paladin656 · Post by **Paladin656** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:24 am

Dirt Clod then!!!

Post by **darkvader** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:35 pm

I claim the throwing rocks!

Paladin656 · Post by **Paladin656** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:41 pm

I actually feel bad, I got snippy with some girl wanting to take my picture at temple last night. Coulda used that as a way to talk to someone,but nooo.. I self destructed it. :banghead:

Hope whoever that was doesn't think I'm a complete :asshole:

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:34 pm

Paladin656 wrote:I actually feel bad, I got snippy with some girl wanting to take my picture at temple last night. Coulda used that as a way to talk to someone,but nooo.. I self destructed it. Hope whoever that was doesn't think I'm a complete

Well I hate having my picture taken, but I don't care if they think I'm a complete asshole for it...

because I pretty much am a complete asshole, lol.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:45 pm

man you really just need confidence.
any man can get almost any girl if hes got the confidence.
but if they drink it helps too (kidding).

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:03 am

junkie christ wrote:but if they drink it helps too (kidding).

Behold!! The power of liquid courage!(not kidding) :beer:

Paladin656 · Post by **Paladin656** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:35 am

<--- Doesn't drink, so it has to be caffine courage, haha

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:24 am

I hope you are joking, but... obvious fact that shouldn't have to be pointed out:

No confidence = no hott goth pussy.

Admitting you have no confidence, especially on a forum such as KG, is the worst dating strategy ever in this social circle. No chick ever falls for the pity card, and when they see you out at the club and realize your "that guy" then they'll point and laugh at you. Unless you have a million dollars. Then you can bang who or what ever you want, but seeing as how you can't afford the "real doll", I assume you don't. But all is not entirely hopeless.
Like everyone else said. Get on myspace and put some pics of yourself up. Meet people. Be yourself. But act a fool. Come off like you're a fun guy who knows how to have a good time. Switch up the coffee for a jack and coke once and a while and let your hair down. Get your chest and ass waxed, chicks dig that too.

If none of this advise helps, don't fret. You can always go back to beating off to internet porn.

footprintzinthesand · Post by **footprintzinthesand** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:01 am

Also, too much confidence is a turn-off, and arrogance. That's just my opinion though.

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:33 am

humanponygirl213 wrote:Also, too much confidence is a turn-off, and arrogance. That's just my opinion though.

Exactly. I mean, you don't want to go too far with the waxing. Maybe leave a little patch of hair around the nipples just to show your modesty.

DarkFaerie · Post by **DarkFaerie** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:47 am

Boo! I have to start the dating game all over after 8 years! The asshole left me for a nurse with 2 kids! He also said that I was too freaky for him. But he waited 8 years and a six year old daughter to tell me this!

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:15 am

Paladin656 wrote:<--- Doesn't drink, so it has to be caffine courage, haha

Seriously, you should try the liquor thing. It works wonders on the courage dept. You would be amazed at how many girls you can hit on with enough vodka... You can also combine it with myspace. You can get trashed and then start messaging random girls. Everything you type will seem like golden paragraphs of interestingness, at least until you go back the next day and see what you actually wrote.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:17 am

Paladin656 wrote:<--- Doesn't drink, so it has to be caffine courage, haha

You can do like me, I drink from 9:00pm till midnight, or until I become a bong water crazed dick and someone cuts me off(which ever comes first) and then drown your sorrows away by chugging as many redbulls as u can before the nights over. This will boost your confidence. Youall may have noticed, I dont have enough confidence to dance unless im tweeked with caffine and a lil drunk.

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:18 pm

DarkFaerie wrote:Boo! I have to start the dating game all over after 8 years! The asshole left me for a nurse with 2 kids! He also said that I was too freaky for him. But he waited 8 years and a six year old daughter to tell me this!

Look on the bright side, now you can experience the 'getting to know you' sex again. As well as all the other fun beginnings to a relationship. The beginning is always the best part, fuck the rest of it.

And here's hoping that she'll give him herpes.

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:20 pm

elasticwings wrote:
Paladin656 wrote:<--- Doesn't drink, so it has to be caffine courage, haha

Seriously, you should try the liquor thing. It works wonders on the courage dept. You would be amazed at how many girls you can hit on with enough vodka... You can also combine it with myspace. You can get trashed and then start messaging random girls. Everything you type will seem like golden paragraphs of interestingness, at least until you go back the next day and see what you actually wrote.

alcohol gives you balls of steel. 8-)