Strange thoughts

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:06 pm

The thing I like about sex is that you don't have to think during it....you can just be. Okay, that was cheesey sounding, but seriously, it is an escape. Although sometimes the oxygen deprivation can lend itself to mild hallucination. Probabaly shouldn't have gone ther....nevermind.

Ray+Wendy · Post by **Ray+Wendy** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:17 pm

tat2jay wrote:
Ray+Wendy wrote:Not a thought, but an experience:

A point of view from between the boobies looking down and seeing my cat poke its head up between Wendy's legs.

ok is it me? i am trying to figure out what position that is, how does that work?

<confused

I was working my way down...

tat2jay · Post by **tat2jay** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:18 pm

oh i gotcha

woot

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:49 am

I made out the grocery list more times than i can count.

'Oh, god! Please don't let me throw up again!!!'

'Did he just fart?'

'I wonder if I squeeze hard enough if I could just cut his penis off?'

'He really should clip his nose hairs.'

'I'll bet if he washed his face more often, he could get rid of those disgusting zits.'

There are a zillion others that I can't remember right now, but all of the above thoughts were when I was married to my midget's sperm donor.

SilentScreams · Post by **SilentScreams** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:17 am

LadyIvanna wrote:I made out the grocery list more times than i can count.

'Oh, god! Please don't let me throw up again!!!'

'Did he just fart?'

'I wonder if I squeeze hard enough if I could just cut his penis off?'

'He really should clip his nose hairs.'

'I'll bet if he washed his face more often, he could get rid of those disgusting zits.'

There are a zillion others that I can't remember right now, but all of the above thoughts were when I was married to my midget's sperm donor.

HAHA I have had so many of those myself. The nose hair one epsecially... oh and the if i squeeze it hard enuff !!! Right on.

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:37 am

"Why am I doing this?" Thank goodness that was a couple of lifetimes ago... or at least it feels like it. :roll:

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:29 pm

judas gnb wrote:i must stay before i tell my thought that i was watching wrestling while having sex once doin to doggie so we could both watch ya know so anyway a cool move was preformed and i thought "oh im stealing that for this weekend"

....I...

yeah...
eww.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:39 pm

OMG, iz he gonna puncture my lung with that thing?! :twisted:

sinful_fetish · Post by **sinful_fetish** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:12 pm

judas gnb wrote:i must stay before i tell my thought that i was watching wrestling while having sex once doin to doggie so we could both watch ya know so anyway a cool move was preformed and i thought "oh im stealing that for this weekend"

Did you just say you were watching wrestling while doing it doggie style?? I..........um...........ok............

*andrea*

judas gnb · Post by **judas gnb** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:57 pm

yea but mind you this was long before i met sarah this was with a two week fling and she was a freak

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:02 pm

no comment from the virgin corner...

yea but mind you this was long before i met sarah this was with a two week fling and she was a freak

Yeah...and so are you!!

Scorptrio · Post by **Scorptrio** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:00 pm

No comments on my thought.... hmm.... I guess the problem with that kind of statement, no matter how true, people assume I'm exaggerating. Oh, well... you never know until you try.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:38 pm

Scorptrio wrote:No comments on my thought.... hmm.... I guess the problem with that kind of statement, no matter how true, people assume I'm exaggerating. Oh, well... you never know until you try.

I was gonna be nice and not say anything, but since you insist on the attention......my first thought when I read your comment was, "What a fucking tard!!! He is soooooo FULL OF SHIT!!!!"

Scorptrio · Post by **Scorptrio** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:44 pm

Lady I wrote:"What a fucking tard!!! He is soooooo FULL OF SHIT!!!!"

I know you only have my word for it, but it's 100% true... and I feel really sorry for those men who haven't had a MO and women who haven't had MMOs. Mundane experience isn't enough - always find the ways to make the "impossible" happen.

To qualify all of this, at the time my partner was recently divorced from a man who had been her only lover ever, and he had given her only one orgasm in the six years they had been together. (and he freaked out on her when she had it.) I'd been watching "Don Juan DeMarco" a lot that year, and was convinced that he was on to something - you're only a great lover if you know you're a great lover. So it was the perfect partnership and the perfect time and yes, she had over 60 orgasms in less than an hour. Granted, it wasn't me, it was her with me which made this possible, but don't just assume someone is lying because it's outside of personal experience. You asked and I answered with probably the strangest thing I've thought at a time like that. I figured everyone thought I was making it up, which is why I posted again.

Ray+Wendy · Post by **Ray+Wendy** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:06 pm

The Stormstress wrote:OMG, iz he gonna puncture my lung with that thing?!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

MadHatter · Post by **MadHatter** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:34 pm

The strangest thought wasn't a thought perse. Was having sex after a jam session and had a difficult Bass riff going through my head till around my second orgasm, then I figured out how to play the riff.

At one point ( high school ) the most common thought that went through my mind was "I hope my friends don't leave us stuck out here without a ride home."

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:12 pm

Ya know...I'm noticing a stranger pattern. Either everyone that's posted has very busy lives....or the people you're having sex with are just very boring.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:20 pm

amazongoddess wrote:Ya know...I'm noticing a stranger pattern. Either everyone that's posted has very busy lives....or the people you're having sex with are just very boring.

WTF??????????????????????!

test0verride · Post by **test0verride** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:38 pm

hmmm..... hmmmm.... you know, i do not recall thinking anything. I always seem to lose all sense of space and time. I completely lose myself, completely in the act of giving pleasure.

Ray+Wendy · Post by **Ray+Wendy** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:56 pm

amazongoddess wrote:Ya know...I'm noticing a stranger pattern. Either everyone that's posted has very busy lives....or the people you're having sex with are just very boring.

A 30 minute orgasm cannot be boring.

Strange thoughts

It ain't braggin' if it's TRUE!

Re: It ain't braggin' if it's TRUE!

Oh well.