Eh...

forum for those that like conversation so mindless that their braincells pop like a confetti bomb at a strippers birthday party

Moderators: iblis, AuralFixation

Snap Dragon
Posts: 360
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2003 10:59 pm
Location: The Secret Garden
Contact:

Post by Snap Dragon »

The last time I drove in a cemetary, I nearly ran over a dog! It just popped out of nowhere like a ghost!....Then we gave it some bread. :)
I like driving in the cemetary. It helps me with curves and stuff. I'm terrified of sharp turns , mainly on blind hills. That's really only because I've seen too many people driving in the middle of the road. :ohmy: They're crazy! :shock: :P
Life is a Soap Opera... and you are the star...
Cryso lueth Wylthen
Posts: 836
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:56 pm
Location: In the garden of blood
Contact:

Post by Cryso lueth Wylthen »

Snap, how old are you? o.O
Aww crap, I'm legal >.<
~runs, hides, and is never seen again~
User avatar
Mother Mo
Over 2000 posts. Beware.
Posts: 2340
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2003 3:31 am
Location: A hobbit hole in north knox
Contact:

Post by Mother Mo »

She'll be 15 in February, but I've been giving her lessons since she was tall enough to reach the pedals. ;)

Snap, you didn't even come close to hitting that dog. It just startled you, baby.
Change how you see, not how you look.
Cryso lueth Wylthen
Posts: 836
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:56 pm
Location: In the garden of blood
Contact:

Post by Cryso lueth Wylthen »

Oh. Alrighty.
Aww crap, I'm legal >.<
~runs, hides, and is never seen again~
User avatar
The Fallen
Pervert
Posts: 2142
Joined: Wed Feb 19, 2003 3:50 pm
Location: The nearest rock he could crawl under
Contact:

Re: Congrats!

Post by The Fallen »

i_hate_u wrote:i'll take ya out drivin'!!! ;D

... I've never driven through the mountains before, so actually, maybe you should take ME out drivin'!!!

[Its Willow by the way. ... shhhh...]]

~W


Joo talkin to me, miz sheep threat? If so, PM me...
Oh sad is the world. but I have Kavorkian's scarf.
white_darkness
Posts: 562
Joined: Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:25 pm
Location: Nashville
Contact:

Post by white_darkness »

You could always get the steering wheel control for the PS2 and a copy of GT3 A-spec.

It'd be simulated practice, but practice in a form.
User avatar
The Fallen
Pervert
Posts: 2142
Joined: Wed Feb 19, 2003 3:50 pm
Location: The nearest rock he could crawl under
Contact:

Post by The Fallen »

white_darkness wrote:You could always get the steering wheel control for the PS2 and a copy of GT3 A-spec.

It'd be simulated practice, but practice in a form.


That costs money and doesn't deal with my biggest problem... the other idiots on the road.
Oh sad is the world. but I have Kavorkian's scarf.
Exquisite Mystery
Posts: 149
Joined: Sat Mar 08, 2003 7:16 am
Location: Somewhere I can borrow a computer, or at work.
Contact:

Post by Exquisite Mystery »

I still vote for big open places with curves and signs. My mother took me to West Town Mall afterhours. It has lots of curves, and weirdly placed stop signs. And you can practice parking. And perhaps, most importantly, there isn't a whole lot to hit if you can notice things like trees, lightposts and buildings.
On the surface simplicity
but the darkest pit in me
is pagan poetry
Bjork - Pagan Poetry
amazongoddess
Posts: 422
Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 12:13 pm
Contact:

strange

Post by amazongoddess »

But still, no death or damage.


Dear there was plenty of death, just none of it caused by you.

I don't understand why everyone is so up tight about driving. So far I've wrapped one around a light pole (headon), I've had a woman come through the windshield and die in my lap, and I've survived. I still love to drive. What's the big deal? As for the other people on the road, you never know what to expect. That's why most driver's ed classes teach defensive driving techniques, instead of purely offensive. You can search for them on the web and read up on it. Comes in very handy. Has kept my butt out of many other collisions, that were b/c of stupid people.

Once again, Good luck
I'm not as think as you drunk I am, occifer. I've never felt so good in your wife!
Cryso lueth Wylthen
Posts: 836
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:56 pm
Location: In the garden of blood
Contact:

Re: strange

Post by Cryso lueth Wylthen »

amazongoddess wrote:
But still, no death or damage.


Has kept my butt out of many other collisions, that were b/c of stupid people.

Once again, Good luck


I'm one of those stupid people, hence why I won't drive...
Aww crap, I'm legal >.<
~runs, hides, and is never seen again~
User avatar
B_Ko
Posts: 968
Joined: Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:57 pm
Location: takin' the midnight train goin' anywhere
Contact:

Post by B_Ko »

You should practice driving the way i do:

Night Driver, for the Atari 2600.
Dude, i've got a full on robot chubby.
Vachy
Posts: 408
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:46 pm
Location: Fountain City
Contact:

Post by Vachy »

amazongodess wrote:Dear there was plenty of death, just none of it caused by you.


Okay, none caused by me, then. That would be the goal...

amazongodess wrote:So far I've wrapped one around a light pole (headon), I've had a woman come through the windshield and die in my lap, and I've survived.


... :!: Wow. Brave. I would need a lot of therapy after that, especially the latter.
Image
Cryso lueth Wylthen
Posts: 836
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:56 pm
Location: In the garden of blood
Contact:

Post by Cryso lueth Wylthen »

Ehm, well thanks for telling me that. I've always been afraid of driving....

That just made me a little more edgy...
Aww crap, I'm legal >.<
~runs, hides, and is never seen again~
Vachy
Posts: 408
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:46 pm
Location: Fountain City
Contact:

Post by Vachy »

Awww...don't be scared, just be careful. And besides, I think you get extra Goth Points (®) for people dying on you. :roofle:
Image
amazongoddess
Posts: 422
Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 12:13 pm
Contact:

ok

Post by amazongoddess »

Ok, so I'm not a perfect driver, but the dead lady hit me when I was in the passenger seat, and someone else was driving. Besides she was completely drunk and walking in the middle of a major 6 lane hwy, after midnight. She had dark hair, dark clothes, and when we saw the body afterward, she was still hanging onto both beer cans she'd had with her before the accident.

We hit her, she bounced off the hood, came through the windshield and hit me in the chest, got pulled back out, then flew up over the car, bounced off the trunk and landed face down in the road. We'd knocked her clean out of her clothes, but she held on to those beers. It was a horrifying night, but looking back there were a few comical moments too.

As for the whole telephone pole bit, there was entirely too much fog, I was on a curvy road w/o street lights, and someone came by with their brights on. I'm sure you can fill in the rest. But actually the pole was a blessing in disguise, cause it's the only thing that kept me from driving into the ravine on the other side of it. So either way, that one wasn't so bad. I survived both and have some really nifty stories. I also had a really cool bruise from this one. When I hit the pole, it jerked me forward. My chest hit the steering wheel, right as my seatbelt locked and pulled me back. There was so much momentum that it didn't lock as soon as I hit the breaks. Well anywho, I had a "no smoking" sign bruised into my chest for about a month. Cool huh!!!
I'm not as think as you drunk I am, occifer. I've never felt so good in your wife!
Post Reply
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests