if there is a god, and it's a god that you would actually want to pay homage to (i.e., one who wouldn't just kill you for fun, and shit in your microwave), it's more than likely that this god is a pacifist.
in which case, i most definitely could kick god's flower-sniffing, tree-hugging, dirty-stinky-hippy ass.
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous