What AuralFixation REALLY Wants For Christmas

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AuralFixation wrote:id rather an enima..but bumfights can't be choosers :D


Bum fisting?!
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Malakelle that was great. I'm kinda afraid to let you all to get to know me now, i'd hate to see what you all would put up about me.
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FalseAbsolution wrote:Malakelle that was great. I'm kinda afraid to let you all to get to know me now, i'd hate to see what you all would put up about me.



Here I will find you a woman too, Wouldnt want anyone being left out
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the corset was cool, but what was up with the cobra commander mask??????
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:the corset was cool, but what was up with the cobra commander mask??????



I thought she looked freaky my self, I love corsets, but she looks deformed, But to each there own
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I think Aural is lonely and needs some friends...
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I think he'd rather have a free pass to

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iblis wrote:I think he'd rather have a free pass to

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I want my own Midget
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Malakelle wrote:
iblis wrote:I think he'd rather have a free pass to

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I want my own Midget

Check E-Bay frequently. I'm sure you can find one on there... :mrgreen:
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Hey, maybe we can make a big order and get an even better deal - Christmas is coming up, after all.
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JaNell wrote:Hey, maybe we can make a big order and get an even better deal - Christmas is coming up, after all.

Sure, but during Christmas time, you can just catch them in their elf-suit getup and kidnap the little buggers. They'll live for weeks on just milk and cookies. :>
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iblis wrote:
JaNell wrote:Hey, maybe we can make a big order and get an even better deal - Christmas is coming up, after all.

Sure, but during Christmas time, you can just catch them in their elf-suit getup and kidnap the little buggers. They'll live for weeks on just milk and cookies. :>


I prefer avoiding the Christmas rush - do you realize how ugly it can get, people fighting over the hot Christmas gifts like that?
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i think we should get aural blowup dolls of cali governor selections...
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junkie christ wrote:i think we should get aural blowup dolls of cali governor selections...


Only if Ahnold comes with the "Conan" and "Nazi Brownshirt" accessories...

and I'd have a link there, but the articles on Arnold's dad being a brownshirt seem to have disappeared from CNN.com. Hmmm...
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JaNell wrote:
junkie christ wrote:i think we should get aural blowup dolls of cali governor selections...


Only if Ahnold comes with the "Conan" and "Nazi Brownshirt" accessories...

and I'd have a link there, but the articles on Arnold's dad being a brownshirt seem to have disappeared from CNN.com. Hmmm...

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i just want yall to get me what you guys got me last christmas























drunk
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

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AuralFixation wrote:i just want yall to get me what you guys got me last christmas


Don't worry, we'll all get you the same as last year...

















...in the end. :moon:
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DarkVader wrote:There's always something interesting in the google cache...


I was lazy...
But then I'm feelin' a mite poorly lately and have no patience for idiots or even something as wonderful as Google cache.
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AuralFixation wrote:i just want yall to get me what you guys got me last christmas

drunk

And launched into a dumpster? :D
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