This is just part of my quotes collection:
"It will be a great day when our Navy has all the smart bombs it needs, and the NEA has to hold a bake sale to pay its lobbyists."
-- Dave Kopel
"Von Dutch never wore trendy pants." Adam Thomas
"The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting."
Anonymous
"Sometimes the majority only means that all the idiots are on the same side"
Anonymous
"There's a lot to be said for self-improvement, but making yourself more aerodynamic is probably a waste of time."
Salvatore Darigo
"everything i need to know about life i learned by killing smart people and eating their brains"
It's just a job.
Grass grows, birds fly,
waves pound the sand.
I beat people up.
-Muhammad Ali
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
- unknown
"We the willing, lead by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long, we are now capable of doing anything with nothing."
"He (she,it) could break a steel ball bearing in a sandpile with no tools"
You can have it good, cheap, or fast, pick two.
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" I work 48 hours a week to be this poor"
-anon.
"I love my job more than I love my wife, because I have been SCREWED by my job more often than my wife."
-me....on a good day
"By working faithfully, 8 hours a day, you will eventually be promoted to boss status.....and work 12 hours a day."
-anon.
"I really couldn't say if the glass is half full or half empty. All I see is that the glass is chipped on its lip which will cut you if you try to drinkl from it....and that water doesn't look to clean. I probably has some dread disease bearing bacteria that will get into the cut. You'll develop an infection and die.......if your lucky.....
.......So, I suppose you could call me an optimist."
-me again....on an exceptionally good day.
What can I say....my work inspires me.
-anon.
"I love my job more than I love my wife, because I have been SCREWED by my job more often than my wife."
-me....on a good day
"By working faithfully, 8 hours a day, you will eventually be promoted to boss status.....and work 12 hours a day."
-anon.
"I really couldn't say if the glass is half full or half empty. All I see is that the glass is chipped on its lip which will cut you if you try to drinkl from it....and that water doesn't look to clean. I probably has some dread disease bearing bacteria that will get into the cut. You'll develop an infection and die.......if your lucky.....
.......So, I suppose you could call me an optimist."
-me again....on an exceptionally good day.
What can I say....my work inspires me.
Q: What do pirates from India call their flag?
A: The Jolly Raja
A: The Jolly Raja
"All we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" -Poe
"I don't know if I'm going to prom or to hell"- Winona Ryder's character Veronica in Heathers
"You only get one ticket to ride the Diva train, after that you go greyhound for the rest of your life" -Ricky Moon
"I don't know if I'm going to prom or to hell"- Winona Ryder's character Veronica in Heathers
"You only get one ticket to ride the Diva train, after that you go greyhound for the rest of your life" -Ricky Moon
"You're one of the it girls in Knoxville, you and JC..." Kyle from World Grotto
"The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance... logic can be happily tossed out the window. " - Stephen King
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." - Josef Stalin
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." - Josef Stalin
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
A few I like ....
"They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves." - William Pitt, British Prime Minister, November 18, 1783
"Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?" -> "Who will watch the watchmen?" - Juvenal, circa 128 AD
"No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent." - Abraham Lincoln, Lincoln-Douglas debate
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." - Voltaire
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein.
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." - Albert Einstein
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." - Albert Einstein
"They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves." - William Pitt, British Prime Minister, November 18, 1783
"Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?" -> "Who will watch the watchmen?" - Juvenal, circa 128 AD
"No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent." - Abraham Lincoln, Lincoln-Douglas debate
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." - Voltaire
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein.
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." - Albert Einstein
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." - Albert Einstein
wow, first post in two weeks.
"But when my heart blazes with passion's fire, let it be doused by cold reality." - my manager
"You're young, and sweet. Neither are qualities I find particularly attractive." - Mina Harker, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (please correct me if I have misremembered this.)
"Cast your eyes on the ocean,
Cast your soul to the sea.
When the dark night seems endless,
Please remember me." Loreena McKennitt, "Dante's Prayer"
"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash, and I am proud to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." - the Adventures of Baron von Muncheusen
"Hold still, it's only going to hurt like fuck."- Noritha
"For nothing can be sole or whole, that has not been rent."
- Keats
Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
"What are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?" -Bree
"The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes, without speaking, confess the secrets of the heart." - St. Jerome
"And after all what is a lie? 'Tis but the truth in masquerade." -?
Mental health is overrated.
"But when my heart blazes with passion's fire, let it be doused by cold reality." - my manager
"You're young, and sweet. Neither are qualities I find particularly attractive." - Mina Harker, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (please correct me if I have misremembered this.)
"Cast your eyes on the ocean,
Cast your soul to the sea.
When the dark night seems endless,
Please remember me." Loreena McKennitt, "Dante's Prayer"
"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash, and I am proud to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." - the Adventures of Baron von Muncheusen
"Hold still, it's only going to hurt like fuck."- Noritha
"For nothing can be sole or whole, that has not been rent."
- Keats
Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
"What are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?" -Bree
"The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes, without speaking, confess the secrets of the heart." - St. Jerome
"And after all what is a lie? 'Tis but the truth in masquerade." -?
Mental health is overrated.
Don't listen to that guy! He's gonna lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!
A few more ....
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi, 1971
I hope...that mankind will at length, as they call themselves reasonable creatures, have reason and sense enough to settle their differences without cutting throats; for in my opinion there never was a good war, or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends. - Abraham Lincoln
Nothing is so strong as gentleness; nothing so gentle as real strength. - St. Francis de Sales
A peace that comes from fear and not from the heart is the opposite of peace. - Gersonides
If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner. - Nelson Mandela
It is clear that the way to heal society of its violence . . . and lack of love is to replace the pyramid of domination with the circle of equality and respect. - Manitonquat
The world cannot continue to wage war like physical giants and to seek peace like intellectual pygmies - Basil O'Connor
Violence produces only something resembling justice, but it distances people from the possibility of living justly, without violence. - Leo Tolstoy
In separateness lies the world's great misery; in compassion lies the world's true strength. - Budha
It is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus
The cause of violence is not ignorance. It is self-interest. ... Only reverence can restrain violence - reverence for human life and the environment . Rev. William Sloan Coffin, Jr.
Truly man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds them. We live by the death of others. We are burial places! I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men. - Leonardo Da Vinci
While you are proclaiming peace with your lips, be careful to have it even more fully in your heart. - St. Francis of Assisi
Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi, 1971
I hope...that mankind will at length, as they call themselves reasonable creatures, have reason and sense enough to settle their differences without cutting throats; for in my opinion there never was a good war, or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends. - Abraham Lincoln
Nothing is so strong as gentleness; nothing so gentle as real strength. - St. Francis de Sales
A peace that comes from fear and not from the heart is the opposite of peace. - Gersonides
If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner. - Nelson Mandela
It is clear that the way to heal society of its violence . . . and lack of love is to replace the pyramid of domination with the circle of equality and respect. - Manitonquat
The world cannot continue to wage war like physical giants and to seek peace like intellectual pygmies - Basil O'Connor
Violence produces only something resembling justice, but it distances people from the possibility of living justly, without violence. - Leo Tolstoy
In separateness lies the world's great misery; in compassion lies the world's true strength. - Budha
It is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus
The cause of violence is not ignorance. It is self-interest. ... Only reverence can restrain violence - reverence for human life and the environment . Rev. William Sloan Coffin, Jr.
Truly man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds them. We live by the death of others. We are burial places! I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men. - Leonardo Da Vinci
While you are proclaiming peace with your lips, be careful to have it even more fully in your heart. - St. Francis of Assisi
Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison
celticsmith wrote:FalseAbsolution wrote:Here's a few quotes of my own.
"It is better to have loved and lost than to not have loved at all" - William Shakespear.
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"Oh Yeah!....Try it sometime!"
-I forget the movie this came from.
it came from Men in Black.
"He who forgrts his past is doomed to repeat it in the future " - Plato
Such is the price of My sins ........
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"Damnation's only resort is in the hearts of lost souls" - Joseph Craig
"Only after we've hit bottom, only then can we be resurected" - Chuck Palahnuik
"There is no right or wrong. There is only Fun Or Boring"- The Plague from Hackers
"Even in death, the greatest may not rest" - A reporter speaking of Edgar Allen Poe after his grave was struck and his headstone destroyed by a derailed train.
"What is this penitration? If not pre-salvation... Consider penetration as instant motivation" 'Play God!' by Adrian Hates of Diary of Dreams
"Only after we've hit bottom, only then can we be resurected" - Chuck Palahnuik
"There is no right or wrong. There is only Fun Or Boring"- The Plague from Hackers
"Even in death, the greatest may not rest" - A reporter speaking of Edgar Allen Poe after his grave was struck and his headstone destroyed by a derailed train.
"What is this penitration? If not pre-salvation... Consider penetration as instant motivation" 'Play God!' by Adrian Hates of Diary of Dreams
My thoughts are my bible, that's what I live by.
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